Prompt #22 - Drink

Episode: Tabula Rasa

"You're joking, right?"

He glared up at the surprised Man of Steel. "The last time I let anyone drink in here, Tim let a can of Cherry Soder roll around all night long and then opened it on the way back to the Cave," he growled. "The controls were sticky for weeks."

Clark hastily drowned his snickering. "I'll be careful, I promise."


"You're going to make me stand out here 'til I'm done?"

"Yes. And don't look at me like that."

"Like what?"

"That. Quit it." If the man really thought coaxing was going to work, he was –

"C'mon, Bruce…please?"

Hating himself for being such a coward, he punched the door-unlock button.

Grinning, Superman settled into the passenger's seat. "Thanks."

"You spill it, you die."

"Coming from the man who carries more Kryptonite around than batarangs, that's pretty scary. Here's your change, by the way. They didn't have tea."

A/N: Yes, more than one DCAU episode shows Bruce Wayne drinking tea (come on, he had an English butler). And I'm not making it up about the Soder, either - watch the STAS episode Mxyzpixilated and you'll see billboards for the stuff. Ok, so yes, it was pointless fluff. :P