The Last Scenario
Draco is running through the theater with a passed out Hermione in his arms.
MALFOY: (to himself) What am I supposed to do with a passed out girl in my arms?
Draco soon gets many odd looks from movie patrons all around. Either for talking to himself or for carrying Hermione, who knows.
MALFOY: (stops abruptly) What am I thinking? What am I supposed to do with a passed out girl in my arms! HA! I am Draco Malfoy of the Malfoys! I shouldn't ask such a idiotic question! (shakes his head)
HERMOINE: (waking up) Whereamiandwhatreyoudoin?
MALFOY: (looks down at her and grins) You are awake! Fair maiden, I shall taketh you to the loo so you may clean yourself up a bit.
Many people around them have stopped what they're doing to watch.
HERMOINE: (getting less groggy) What? Malfoy?
MALFOY: It is Draco, fair maiden. Do not fret, I shall taketh good care of you-----eth.
HERMIONE: (voice quiet) Draco? Are you mad? Put me down.
MALFOY: I cannnot, fair Hermione. You are still very weak. It is impartive that I get you to safety!
HERMIONE: (getting very angry) Draco Malfoy, put me down this instant!
MALFOY: (looking around at people watching them) Shh...I will not harm thee, fair maiden. (leans down and whispers to her) Just pretend you're normal, okay?
HERMIONE: (now seeing everyone around them) Oh. OH! Oh, thank goodness, kind--er--sir! You have rescued me from the----er----dragon?
MALFOY: (smiling around at people watching them.) Yes! I have slain the dragon and won your hand!
HERMOINE: My hero!
Malfoy grins around at everyone, as if to prove a point. He sets Hermoine down lightly, on her feet. She wraps her arms around his neck.
HERMIONE: (whispering) What now?
MALFOY: (whispering) Kiss me!
HERMIONE: (pauses, shrugs) Okay.
Hermoine leans up and kisses Malfoy very quickly on the lips. She is very embarrassed, but also quite keen to kiss him again.
GUY#1: Aww, come on! That's not a real kiss! He's slain the dragon for your hand! Show some tongue!
WOMAN#1: (looking at guy oddly) What is wrong with you, Henry? These kids are quite mad.
HENRY(guy#1): Don't care, Phylis! They're in love. Kiss her!
Malfoy shrugs, bends Hermione back and gives her a long kiss.
PHYLIS(woman#1): Honestly! Kids today!
HENRY: Oh, put a sock in it! (bends Phylis back and kisses her)
Patrons around all cheer.
HERMOINE: (nervously) Draco?
DRACO: Yeah, my love?
HERMIONE: Can we get out of here?
DRACO: (looks around, spots loo doors and takes Hermoine's hand) This way! (pushes loo door open.) I wish I had my trusty steer, my back really hurts from carrying you all about.
HERMIONE: Sorry about that.
DRACO: It's alright. (looks around at people as Hermione goes into bathroom) Fair well, kind sirs and ladies!
Draco and Hermoine are now in the bathroom with the door closed tightly behind them.
HERMOINE: (sitting on edge of sink) That was some spetical, kind sir.
DRACO: 'Tis nothing, fair maiden.
HERMIONE: (laughing) Why are you talking like that?
DRACO: Just because.
HERMOINE: We're missing the movie.
DRACO: Are you okay to go back? You had quite a problem back there when they cut your sceen.
HERMIONE: It's okay. I'm fine. The Devil's Snare was my second shining moment and even though it was wrong, it was okay too.
DRACO: (nods) Shall we go back then?
HERMOINE: Are they still out there?
DRACO: (peeks outside door.) Yes. Some of them. Phylis and Henry are making out.
HERMOINE: (giggling) Let's go.
Draco helps Hermione off counter, and they walk outside the bathroom hand in hand. Draco kisses her gently on the lips before they get back to the theatre.
HERMOINE: Harry and Ron are not going to like that we've kissed. (peering inside darkened theatre and then closing the door)
HERMOINE: I think we should pretend we're---
DRACO: Sit on my lap for a couple minutes and then I'll pretend we're enemies again as not to raise suspiscion.
DRACO: But when we get back to the castle....can we....you know....meet somewhere?
HERMOINE: (shrugging) Okay. Sure. Why not. You're a good kisser.
DRACO: (pretending to be embarrassed.) Well, gosh. You're not so bad yourself.
They kiss once more quickly before entering the theatre.
I feel like I need to thank all the reviewers personally because this is the last installment to this story. It is also my most loved story as far as reviews go! 102!!!! I made it to 100! Wow, I never thought I'd get that many reviews. Thanks so much to all of you!
Thanks to the Reviewers
Quick thanks to: Cho, EssexGirlAnna, MusicalAngel, sea, TrainMan236, whippy, Antiprep Superstar, person, Britt and aryn synester! Thank you for your reviews!
Miriam - I like the second senario too, actually.
Hp-girl - Lol, I don't know. Why did I come up with it? Thanks for the review!
willow42 - I'd love to write a charcters meeting the actors, so I probably will. Especially since I got 100 reviews! I should write it as a present to you guys. Who is that lady who plays Lily? I'll have to get her name before I can write it. I think Alan Rickman is good looking in real life, although not as Snape, but that's just my opinion. Thanks for the review!
Nicola - I am going to do one for CoS, yes. As soon as it's out, so in about 11 months, lol.
Amara - Thanks, I did get to 100! Yay! Actually, that's one of my favorite phrases too, lol. Your review made my day! Thanks!
Pokey Chan- Yup! As long as people review and like them, I will keep writing stories like this for all the movies.
Xue - Sometimes I call him Draco, sometimes I call him Malfoy. I like Draco better, but in fics that are primarily about Harry, I use Malfoy because that's how he's known to him. Thanks for the review!
Tiger Lily- I love your name. It seems everybody likes the second scenario better, well I do too. Thanks for the review!
badgrrl - Thanks! I'm glad you'll have the character's comments in your head when you see the movie again! happy new year to you too!
Kim- Thank you! I'd love to read that story about Harry finding webpages about himself! lol.
Mask of Dawn - Yup! I'll definitely check out your story when I get a second. Thanks for the review and I will be doing a story like this for the second movie.
Katherine aka Star - Thanks for the suggestion! As you can see, I did use it.
Laughing my head off - Thanks, I really appreciate this fic being called brilliant. I love that word, brilliant.
Gravie - I've only seen it 4, but I have a good memory for things I like. Which explains why I can't remember Geometry, but can remember HP usless facts and trivia.
Xue - I hope you liked this scenario. You said you wanted some romance between them, well here it is! Thanks for your reviews!
Natt- Thanks! I think I have a lot more in common with Hermione, too if she really does love Oliver Wood.
Danielle - Thanks! I'm glad you think that!
badgrrl- I promise I will! Thanks! I'm glad you don't think they're OOC.
Lon Bergeron - lol. Thanks for the review. I'm planning on writing their views of the second movie as well.
Professor Vector and Trista_Setsuna - Thank you! Yes, I completely agree. Sean Biggerstaff is very HOT. That would have been funny, good suggestion! About the girls talking about Draco being hot and then Ron agreeing, but thinking they were talking about Norbert. I should write that in. If you want to write about the characters reading this story, that's fine with me! Go for it! I'd love that! Funny you should say that, Pansy and Hermoine are just like me too, lol. Thank you for your suggestions!
BloodyAngel - LOl, thanks. Your review made me laugh. I thought Malfoy was going to pee his pants in that scene. I'm glad you liked that part of the story! I was actually really sad it was over too. I had so much fun writing it.
6angel6demon6 - That is such a great idea! Do you mind if I actually write it? That would make such a funny story, I think! Thanks!
summersun - Thanks!
jus1digigirl - Thank you! Sorry you didn't like Hermione and Draco getting together. I'm sure you liked scenarios 1 and 2 then!
BluePrint - Thanks! I don't know, can you have too much of that movie? lol.