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This chapter was just a random idea that kept floating around in my head, so I decided to give it a shot.

Whatever cartoon/movie characters mentioned here do NOT belong to me. And because the DGM manga was obviously not set in this day and age, this chapter is majorly AU.

Disclaimer: I tried to buy DGM. I really did. But even one copy of the manga itself was half my allowance. I couldn't afford the whole thing.

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Lesson Sixteen: Pick your own Halloween costumes.

It was the day before Halloween. Komui had organized a party in the cafeteria for Halloween night, and had left the duty of advertising it to the resident rabbit.

So Lavi had chosen the best time to promote the party: Breakfast.

While the entire of the Black Order sat at various benches, energizing themselves with the most important meal of the day, Lavi had climber on top of a stack of tables, megaphone in hand.

"Hey, everyone!" he yelled. "We're organizing a Halloween party tomorrow night, and it's compulsory for everyone to attend! Komui's gonna send Komurin after those who don't turn up. And you hafta wear costumes!"

After he had yelled the last bit, the chatter in the cafeteria ceased. From the silence arose a groan, courtesy of one alcoholic, lazy redhead.

"Man, must we?"

Lavi nodded enthusiastically.

"It's too troublesome…can't you just go and pick out something for us?" called out a random voice from the crowd.

Lavi stopped in the middle of his rant to Cross about the Importance of Being Dressed up for Halloween, and turned to face the general direction of the Voice that had Spoken. An evil glint lit up in his eye.

"Why, of course! It would be my pleasure to."

Cross realized their impending doom, two seconds late.

"Shit! No, erm…we'll…pick our own!"

Lavi tutted.

"Nu-uh, General Cross! No going back on your word~! I'll get the costumes ready, then, and I expect everybody to be down here for fitting and preparation at 2pm SHARP! Is that understood?"

Moans rose from the gathered.

"That's not an answer~" Lavi sing-songed happily. "All ye who don't turn up will have their rooms utterly destructed by the new-and-improved Komurin VIII!"

More groans. Lavi took this as assent, and leapt gracefully off the stack of tables to prepare for the doom that was to befall his unfortunate colleagues.

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The next afternoon, everybody reported at the cafeteria, mostly scared at the prospect of having their rooms destroyed. Kanda had come because his lotus flower was in his room. If the lotus got destroyed, poof! He'd die. (Or get turned into Coco Crunch.) Cross was petrified at the thought of Komui's robot going anywhere within a 10-metre radius of his alcohol, so he had no choice but to turn up as well. Other than them, the others had mostly turned up willingly.

"Okay!" announced Lavi, gesturing to the pile of paper bags behind him. "All of you come up when I call your name, and I'll give you your costume."

And so, fittings began.

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Lenalee walked out of the fitting area an hour later, fiddling with her cyan-blue wig. Lavi tossed her a headset which she donned, before heading to the area where the finished ones were.

"Hello, Allen-kun," she greeted the sullen-looking boy clad in a traditional Japanese outfit. He looked up.

"Hey, Lenalee. Who are you supposed to be?"

Lenalee looked down at her grey-and-cyan costume.

"Someone called Hatsune Miku. What about you?"

Allen scowled, poking at his hair, that had been gelled into spikes.

"Apparently this guy's called Hitsugaya Toushiro. That idiot Lavi said that he was perfect for me because we were both short."

He then jerked his thumb behind him.

"Kanda's sulking over there. Lavi made him dress up as a girl. I kind of pity him."

Indeed, Kanda sat in a corner, lowering the temperature in his emo area by 10 degrees. He had a blonde wig, a tube top, and shorts. Lenalee sighed, as Allen continued.

"Apparently, he's this person called Winry Rockbell who goes around hitting people with a wrench. Personally, I don't see why he's sulking. At least he has a weapon. Lavi wouldn't give me the sword that came with my costume."

Allen sniffed grumpily, and began to introduce Lenalee to the rest of the people already in costume. Chaoji was Captain Hook; Krory was someone called Kaname Kuran (who had floppy hair); Miranda was dressed as some…thing…(Lavi said it was a Pokemon…whatever that was) called Bonsly, which was supposed to do nothing but cry most of the time; and General Klaud was Shihouin Yoruichi, a purple-haired woman who could turn into a cat. On her shoulder sat a disgruntled Lau Shimin, a pair of black cat ears perched on his head after being forced on by a manic redhead.

A muffled moan was heard as General Tiedoll was tossed out of the changing room, wearing a purple fatsuit with green spots. Lenalee shrieked in horror, and he grinned ruefully.

"Heh. I'm meant to be Barney the Dinosaur, but the head's just too suffocating."

Allen face-faulted, and was about to head over to a wall to begin bashing his head when a very feminine scream erupted from the changing room.

"Nuuuuuuu! I refuse to wear that!"

"But you're already wearing it," chuckled Lavi.

All heads turned as one Cross Marian was kicked out of the changing room. They stared. And stared. Then, in sync, they laughed.

For Cross Marian was clad in a puffy-sleeved pink balldress with lace and frills. Perched atop his head was a ridiculously long blonde wig. The blonde braid reached down to the floor, and had roses intertwined with it. It seemed that the prank on him had not been forgotten.

Lavi came out grinning.

"Yeah, General Cross, I always thought you'd be a terrific Rapunzel. In fact, a lot of your costumes were catered to your personalities or looks. Like you see Yuu-chan? He looks like a girl, so he became one…"

He trailed off when a giant mass of killing intent sped out from emo corner and hit him. Kanda stood up, wrench in hand, and glared at the rapidly-paling Lavi.

"Say. That. Again."

Lavi screamed, and fled, followed by a blonde blur, a pink blur, and a white blur, all screaming for his execution.

Lenalee sighed resignedly. Another normal day at the Black Order.

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A/N: Yeah, lousy chapter. I know. Could you help by giving me more suggestions?

Okay, for those who don't know:

Hatsune Miku is from Vocaloid.

Hitsugaya Toushirou and Shihouin Yoruichi are from Bleach.

Winry Rockbell is from FullMetal Alchemist.

Captain Hook is from Peter Pan.

Kaname Kuran is from Vampire Knight.

Bonsly is a Pokemon.

Barney is a dinosaur with no imagination and an ugly face.

Rapunzel is…Rapunzel. You should know Rapunzel…right?

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