John was glad when Jackie brought them all back home through the use of another portal. To be honest, he was just ready to lay down in bed with Jackie and just sleep for like three days. Alternate dimensions were not nearly as fun as some people made them out to be.
Clarissa, Matt, Lita (who was feeding her baby) and an unconscious Edge were in the lobby waiting for them. "Finally!" Clarissa said as she put down her magazine. "I was wondering when you guys were going to get back. Do you have any idea what I've been dealing with since you guys have been gone?"
Rupes just stared at her. "Did you get attacked by an army of demons?"
"Then we have you beat sweetheart."
"Oh I'm not sure about that," Lita said. She tilted her head towards Edge. "Do you want to know why he's unconscious?"
"Oh he's unconscious?" Spike said in surprise. "I thought he was dead."
"Why would you think he was dead?" Christina asked.
"I don't know. He just looked like it."
"He hit on Leslie so she knocked him out with the blunt end of an axe," Matt said. He was barely containing his laughter. "Then Santino called her a scary dragon lady, so she dragged him upstairs and now she's dangling him out the third story window."
"Actually, she just dropped him out of that third story window," Chris said as he, Jeff and Randy came back down the stairs. "Somebody should probably go scrape him off the garden. He's not looking too good out there."
Beth Phoenix sighed. "I'm going to kill this Leslie bitch after I'm done checking on Santino."
"Yeah, good luck with that," Jackie told her as she headed outside. "I've tried it and it never works."
Eve frowned as she walked over to Matt and hugged him. "You really tried to kill someone?"
"Well I've tossed her out a window a few times and I almost choked her to death once, but Rupes stopped me." Jackie shook her head. "The bitch touched my wrestling action figures. That is not cool to do."
John shook his head as the divas and the other wrestlers kind of backed away from Jackie. "You're scaring people honey," he informed her.
She snorted. "So what? They'll get over it." She grinned at Jeff, who was checking over Maria for injuries. "You know, seeing as how I saved your girlfriend, I think I deserve a bit of a reward for my efforts."
Jeff frowned. "Uh…what kind of reward?"
John quickly put his hand over her mouth before she could answer that question. "Forget she said anything. We don't want to go there." He quickly picked her up by the waist and started carrying her upstairs. "I'm just going to take her upstairs. If we don't come back down before you guys all leave, then it was nice seeing you again. And Jeff?"
"I think I would just start running if I were you. I don't know how long I can keep Jackie off of you."
Jackie got his hand off her mouth but she didn't try to get out of his grip. "Oh come on John! A good boyfriend knows how to share his girl!"
"I am not sharing you with Jeff Hardy and that is final! And I don't think Maria wants to share Jeff either."
"Oh screw Maria," Jackie snapped as she was carried into her bedroom. "I could break her in half like a twig. Hell, most of those divas are twigs. Leslie could break them in half and she's not even that strong."
John grinned. She had a point there. "Well I do know one thing Jackie darling."
"Oh yeah? What's that?"
"If you really wanted Jeff, you would have already knocked me on my ass so you could go get him."
She sighed and glared at him. "The only reason I haven't is because I actually happen to like you a whole bunch."
"Aw, so you like me more?"
"Don't gloat Cena. It's not a good look for you."
John laughed as he kissed her. "I like gloating though. It's fun to do from time to time." He kissed her again and then plopped down on the bed. "So do you think that the WWE will ever have another pay per view again?"
Jackie just grinned. "I don't know John. You're the one who used to work for them. Why don't you tell me?"
He thought about it. It wasn't a hard question to answer. "I'm going to have to go with a no on that one."
She nodded. "Yeah, me too." She started to sit down next to him, but she froze as an evil look came into her eyes.
"What?" he asked, hoping she hadn't reconsidered the whole Jeff Hardy thing.
"You want to go throw Santino out another window?"
John sighed. His girlfriend was so evil sometimes. But since she had saved the world more times than he could count, he decided it was okay if she participated in some minor evil acts (although torturing Santino probably wasn't really considered all that evil). "Okay," he agreed. "But don't throw him too hard. He'll break easily."
She grinned. "Yay! This is going to be fun!"
John rolled his eyes as he got up to chase after her. He knew very well that if she started picking on Santino, the others would join in and then Rupes would never get them to calm down. Oh well, that' s his problem, not mine. He's the responsible one after all. I'm just a former wrestler who keeps Jackie in line ninety nine percent of the time. This is officially my one percent break.