Totally out of character, but I thought this was funny.
Edward gets caught watching Bella sleep by none other than...Mike Newton.
JUST SO WE ALL KNOW:
I LOVE MIKE, HE'S MY KNIGHT ON SHINING ARMOR. OKAY?
I climbed through her window quickly, so not to make any noise that would awaken her…or Charlie. It was the second day that I had snuck in, and I had sadly grown addicted. I knew that it was wrong, but I couldn't help myself. She was so beautiful, the most beautiful when she slept.
And being closer with her, being closer to her scent more often made it easier for me. I was able to control myself a lot better when she was around me and conscious. I sighed quietly in content as she rolled over so that I could see her beautiful face. She started mumbling a little in her sleep and I smiled, she was always cute when she talked in her sleep.
I quickly got lost in my own thoughts and her magnificent scent. I hadn't even heard that another being had come closer to her house. I only realized when I heard the window open slightly again. My head shot towards the window, my first instinct to protect Bella.
I paid closer to the scent, but it wasn't the scent that helped me identify the boy, it was his thoughts.
I wonder if she sleeps with no pants…
Ugh, Mike Newton, just what I needed to ruin this night. After my thoughts caught up with themselves, I realized what Mike was trying to do, sneak into my Bella's room and spy on her while she was sleeping. Sure, I was doing the same thing, and it wasn't much better.
He threw the window open, a little louder than I would have liked. I was worried for a second that he had woken her up, but Bella just turned her body away from the window. At vampire speed I pulled the sheets around her warm body. She snuggled up to them and a small smile came across her face. Before I was able to make a speedy vampire escape I heard Newton's thoughts followed by his voice.
I turned around quickly to find him staring at me with his mouth wide open. I used his vulnerable moment to try to confuse him, "What are you doing here Newton?"
He shook his head, which seemed to bring him out of his thoughts, "I, well…I"
I lost a bet? My dog ate my mind? I'm sleep walking? Bella invited me over? Wait, what was he doing here?
"Wait, what about you?"
"What about me?"
"What are you doing here?"
My eyes widened as I finally realized that I had been found out. I made a quick excuse, "Bella invited me over to help with her math homework, we got to talking and she fell asleep. I was just on my way out."
He started to grin, Wait til I tell everyone about this. "At one o'clock in the morning? Maybe we should wake Bella up and ask her."
I growled at him, causing him to step back, "Don't wake her up."
He smiled, "So you did sneak in."
I stepped closer to him, he backed up to the wall, "And why exactly are you here?"
His eyes widened as he realized that he too had been caught, "She, left her textbook in her locker?" He made it seem like a question.
I nodded my head, "I suggest you leave before you wake Bella up, and before you wake Charlie up."
"What about you?"
"What about me?"
"Aren't you going to leave?"
I sighed and nodded my head in defeat. He was about to walk out the window when he turned back to me, "I won't tell if you won't tell."
I glared and nodded my head, scaring him half to death. He almost fell out of her window. I laughed a little bit before glancing at Bella one more time and making my own way down, disappointed that I had actually gotten caught…by Mike Newton of all people.
Well...it was supposed to be funny, I hope that it came out that way. Reviews?