Han turned to the golden protocol droid beside him. While the thing had been an annoyance to him for the better part of two decades, it was sometimes rather useful.

"So, Goldenrod what's our agenda for today?" Han asked.

"At 12:30 we depart from Maklighthmovarthi. At 1:45 we are expected to arrive in Victhimoniretgita and meet with the chief of the Hagrathimirta tribe." C-3PO promptly replied.

Leave where for where and meet who? Han thought.

"Can you give that to me again, this time in Basic." Han said.

"Sir, I really don't think I should." The droid said, practically whining.

"Just do it!" Han said, losing patience.

"At 12:30 we depart from It's a tree stupid. We are expected to arrive at It's a mountain you moron and meet with the chief of the I'm a person you idiot tribe at 1:45." C-3PO said in a tone of voice that conveyed the fact that he hadn't wished to comply with Han's order.

Chewbacca suddenly muttered something and started laughing.

"How could this place possibly remind you of home?" Han asked.

Chewbacca growled something in response.

"Wait 'til I tell Leia what Kashyyyk means." Han said with a grin.


Author's Note: This was inspired by one of the Discworld books in which there is a forest called Skund which translates to Your Finger You Fool. Apparently the intrepid explorers grabbed a local, started asking what everything was and wrote down the first response they got. I could so see that happening a very very long time ago in a galaxy far far away.