Family Dirt

by PaBurke

*** Summary *** Pig Pen's uncle is visiting from a long-term secret military mission.

*** Spoilers *** none. Crack!fic Drabble

*** Disclaimer *** I'm playing with someone else's toys. No Copyright infringement intended. No money made. The crossover universe will be named at the end.

*** Warning *** gratuitous silliness.

*** Distribution *** The Nook. Who else would take such an obscure cross?

"Good Grief!" Charlie Brown coughed on the dirt and dust that floated in the entry way. He would have to clean it up soon. "Did Pig Pen camp out here the whole time I was gone?"

"No," Lucy said. "He's out with his uncle."

"Pig Pen has an uncle?"

Lucy grimaced. "Pig Pen's Uncle Dusty doesn't visit very often. He's busy in the military with something secret that he won't talk about."

"So dirt is just as attracted to him as it is to Pig Pen?"

"Much worse," Lucy said in her know-it-all tone of voice. "Uncle Dusty's a professional."

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This is a crossover between Charles M. Schulz's Peanuts and G.I. Joe.