OK NUMBER 1 I DON'T OWN ANYONE IN THIS *SNIFFLE* AND I LUV JACOB LOADS AND LOADS AND I AM A HUGE JACOB FAN EVERYBODY AND I WROTE THIS

FOR ENTERTAINMENT REASONS ONLY!LOLXXXXXX

25 WAYS TO ANNOY JACOB BLACK!

THROW HIM A STICK AND TELL HIM TO FETCH IT,

IF HE DOESN'T GET IT ASK HIM "WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU?!!"

BUY HIM A KITTEN FOR HIS BIRTHDAY AND CALL IT EDWARD,

TELL HIM HE NEEDS A HAIRCUT AND TAKE HIM TO THE PET GROOMERS,

BUY HIM A "BITE ME" T SHIRT,

BUY HIM A SHOCK COLLAR AND PRESS THE BUTTON EVERY TIME HE SWEARS,

GO CLIFF DIVING WITHOUT HIM AND WAIT FOR HIM TO COME AND SAVE YOU,

WHEN HE ASKS WHY YOU DIDN'T SWIM AND SAVE YOURSELF SAY YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DOGGIE PADDLE AND ASK IF HE CAN TEACH YOU,

WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE LAKE INSIST THAT HE NEEDS TO GIVE YOU CPR,

WHEN HE LEANS DOWN TO GIVE YOU CPR CRACK SOME JOKES ABOUT HIM SMELLING LIKE A WET DOG,

FOLLOW HIM AROUND SINGING "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT(WHO! WHO! WHO!)

GET EMMETT TO LOOSEN THE BRAKES ON HIS VOLKSWAGEN RABBIT,

THEN PURSUADE HIM TO DRIVE DOWN THE ROAD WITH THE BIG HILL,

TELL HIM BILLY'S A WERE-DUCK,

AND RENESMEE'S A CAT,

TELL HIM YOU KNOW THE *REAL* REASON WHY THE LA PUSH GUYS ARE SO CLOSE,

TELL HIM TO GET YOU A COKE FROM THE FRIDGE AND WHEN HE DOES PAT HIM ON THE HEAD AND SAY "GOOD BOY",

IF HE DOESN'T HIT HIM ON THE NOSE WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER,

IF YOU CAN'T FIND HIM SING "OH WHERE,OH WHERE HAS MY LITTLE DOG GONE."

DRESS UP AS A VAMPIRE AT HALLOWEEN AND GO TRICK OR TREATING IN LA PUSH,

PUT UP MISSING DOG POSTERS WITH HIS NAME ON THEM,

ASK IF EDWARD DAZZLES HIM,

ASK HIM IF HE KNOWS THE ANDREX PUPPY,

READ THE NEXT ONE....

ASK HIM WHAT IT'S LIKE TO DATE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!

A RANDOM JOKE THAT A MADE UP!

BELLA:YEAH I DUNNO WHAT TO DO,HIS PAW'S REALLY SORE.

Carlisle lifts him up

CARLISLE: I'M SO SORRY!

BELLA:WHAT!!?

CARLISLE:I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT HIM DOWN...

BELLA:NO!

CARLISLE:NO I'M NOT KIDDING(puts him down)HE MUST BE ABOUT 30 STONE WHAT THE HELL DO YOU FEED HIM!!?

JACOB:GRRR