Hello-'ello, readers of Sweep fanfics. Some of you may wonder, "Why isn't there any Twilight/Sweep fanfics?" Well, that's because no one has been able to find a way to combine the two stories successfully, as each lead character denies that there is the other creature.

I have found a way. Enjoy! ;D


"Oh, Ed," I gasped into the mirror. "It's true! He's dead! Hunter's dead!" Edward's golden eyes widened.

"What?" he gasped, his mouth open. "What did you do?"

"It wasn't me," I said. Unfortunately, I added silently. "It was Morgan. She killed him, though she didn't want to. He came to my house at like, one a.m. and just started trying to kill us like a maniac! My mom wasn't home, just Morgan and me, but now he's definitely dead."

"What did you do?" was all Edward said.

"I got Morgan this athame for her birthday," I explained. "She threw it at him at, like, total reflex. Didn't mean to at all, she says, and it hit him in the neck! Could you imagine?"

"Unfortunately I could," Edward said, looking even paler than usual. But I went on with my tale, too excited to notice.

"And he fell! He fell off a cliff into the Hudson! There were these pointy rocks, too. He's bound to be dead."

"You didn't see the body, did you?" Edward looked sick.

"No," I said. "But he's dead. The only problem is Morgan's rotting away with guilt. You can just sense it." Edward took several deep breaths. Only then did I sense his discomfort.

I'd met Edward when I'd first moved to Widows Vale three months ago. I was just looking in the mirror above my dresser and there he was, staring back at me.

Edward lived in Forks, Washington. He, like me, was strangely in love with the person you'd least suspect to be in love with, and he, too, had a pest after her. Only his pest was named Jacob Black, and he was having much more success than Hunter was. But I suppose that wasn't saying much, as Hunter was dead.

"Man, are you okay?" I asked him. Edward nodded.

"I've seen way too many dead people already," he told me. I assumed he meant his mom, who'd died several years ago. Now he lived with his adoptive parents, Carlisle and Esme Cullen, along with two brothers and two sisters. None of them are related, though, and they were actually dating each other. I actually found that kind of creepy, but Edward didn't seem to mind.

"Well…how's it going with Bella?" I asked. Bella Swan was his girlfriend. Edward sighed.

"Oh, I'm trying to get her to marry me, still," he said sadly. "It's still a no. But she doesn't see Jacob much. I guess that's a good thing…I spe4nd a lot of time with her, hoping she'll get tired of me at least a little bit, but she only loves me more."

I never really got Edward's relationship troubles. He always talks about how he wants Bella to leave him, yet he wants to marry her. They were a bit too young to be married in my opinion, and I didn't get why Edward wanted Bella to leave him if he loved her so much, but eventually I stopped asking and just pretended like I knew what he was talking about.

I nodded sympathetically. "You'll pull through," I said.

"I've got to go see Bella," Edward said, but he didn't look disappointed or excited. Just…lost. "Congratulations, by the way. Happy deathtatude." And with that he was gone.

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