*Disclaimer: I don't own anything…. But the plot and stuff. Stephanie Meyer is lucky enough to own everything….. Darn her.
**SideNote: To my awesome fans of A Troyella Story, I'm trying so hard to get that out to yall. Writers block is a hard thing to get rid of. Really…. Cause your all like well I don't like that idea, then your all like well I like this idea, and then your all like…
Edward: Will you just shut your cake hole and get on with it?
Me: Well jeez…Who got your panties in a bunch Eddieboy? (smirks)
Edward: (Growls and groans) Gabriella, what did I tell you about calling me Eddieboy?
Bella: Edward, honey, calm down baby, let me handle this…. GABRIELLA! What did he tell you about calling him that? Your really pushing it.
Me: Well soooorrrrry Mr & Mrs Cranky pants! (looks at Edward) Sorry Edward… I won't do it again. (Looks at the floor, sad)
Edward: (Wraps arms around me and pulls me closer) Aww, it's alright baby doll, I'm mad, Renesmee is off with Jake again.(Growls again)
Me: (Hugging him back) Thanks big bro… I love you.
Edward: I love you too sweetie.
Bella: Edward…. Your such a softy.
***Yeah…. All of that was totally imagination….. I wish it was real though, but with a real guy. If you didn't catch it, Edward was like a big brother to me.***
Good gracious! This class just drowns on and on….. It sucks!!! Even with Edward here…sitting right beside me… looking at me… holding my hand… UGH!!! STOP STOP STOP!!! Ok so I can't take this… it's only been five minutes and I'm already ready to fake a headache and make out with Edward in his car. He He. Good thing he can't hear my mind. I'm going to write a note… keep my mind off of it.
Bella: Hola Edwardo…
Edward: Umm… Why are you speaking Spanish… or writing it?
Bella: Because it confuses you and your so cute when your confused. J
Edward: Well, your cute when you blush, like now.
Bella: So are you coming over tonight?
As he was writing his portion of the note, I started looking at him and scanned my eyes down the rest of his body… dude… I've never thought about this before but his behind is FINE… I mean…
Edward: Of course, as long as you want me I'll be there. You are my fiancée after all. I love you. By the way, why are you blushing? I haven't said anything…
Bella: I'll always want you… how many times to I have to tell you that? And umm… no reason.
Edward: No, uh uh, your blushing even worse now, there is no way that your blushing over nothing, tell me.
I looked back down at his butt and turned even redder.
Bella: How about I don't and say I did?
I looked back down once again and this time he caught me looking and sat there for a minute staring at the wall. I practically saw the wheels in his head turning. He figured it out after a minute and started to shake with silent laughter… I wanted to punch him in the stomach as I turned even redder than before. You could probably roast marshmallows with the heat my face was giving off. He took the paper, balled it up, and tossed it into the trash beside out desks. At that time the final bell rang and I shot up out of my chair and out of the class faster than anyone in there. I ran to my locker, ignoring anyone and everyone.
I was in the process of shoving all of my crap into my locker when I felt cold, hard arms around my waist. I started blushing again and turned around looking into the butterscotch eyes of my best friend, my soul mate, and most importantly my love. What I saw in them didn't surprise me one bit, I saw amusement and laughter. I turned back around to try and close my locker when I felt his cold lips on the back of my neck and saw his hand pushing my locker shut effortlessly. He spun me back around, making my head spin, and kissed me right on the mouth. Wow… I didn't see that one coming. I pulled back and he began laughing once again. "Would you quit it?" I snapped, looking at him with as much anger as I could manage. He chuckled loudly and said, "I can't help it, Love. To finally figure out what was going on in that head of yours amazed me more than I thought it would. I could hardly believe that you were thinking about my behind. I don't know why your stressing so much over something so little." I looked at him, and almost started yelling. How dare he be so calm about something so… so… DISGUSTING! "Why aren't you yelling at me for being so disgusting and pushing the limits?!?" I hollered, quietly. He kissed me suddenly and pulled back much to early. He started chuckling and pulled me closer. I pulled back and looked at him expectantly. "Well? Are you going to answer my question?" I asked, suddenly curious. "I don't think I need to be angry with you about that when your most certainly not angry with me? Now do I?" he said before turning on his heel and walking to the car.
I stood for a second, processing this information, before it suddenly clicked, Edward Anthony Mason Cullen looked at my behind. And from the sound of it, very often. I ran after him and jumped on his back and kissed the back of his neck. I felt him chuckle, stop, and twist me around to his front, with my legs still wrapped around his waist and my arms still around his neck. "It didn't take you as long as I thought it would to figure out what I was talking about Bella. I'm proud of you." I smiled and kissed him. He kissed me back and moved his lips to my ear and whispered softly, "And just for the record, you can look at, or touch my butt anytime you want to, it's yours." he kissed my ear as I felt pressure being put on my butt. I laughed and kissed him again as we made our way to the car to go home.
*Well… what did you think? I thought it was kind of cute but that's all up to you. This was a spur of the moment decision and I'm trying to think of a longer oneshot. Any ideas? Thanks guys! I love you!*
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