mr. muscle: Emmett
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mr. muscle: is walking up the stairs.
mr. muscle: found a penny!
armyluver: Emmett . . .
mr. muscle: damn, it was heads down.
armyluver: . . . Emmett . . .
mr. muscle: wonders where rosalie is
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mr. muscle: wonders what is for dinner
mr. muscle: wonders why fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing.
armyluver: Bella, whats wrong with Emmett?
mr. muscle: wonders how a blind person can solve a rubix cube.
edwardcullen4eva: I don't know . . . but I have to admit it is pretty entertaining.
mr. muscle: dreams of a better world . . . one where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
armyluver: agreed. And I thought vampires couldn't sleep? How is he dreaming?
edwardcullen4eva: Maybe it rhetorical?
mr. muscle: my computer might have beated me at chess . . but it was no match for me at kickboxing
armyluver: Emmett plays chess?
edwardcullen4eva: and apparently kickboxing . . .
mr. muscle: recieved a coupon in the mail . . . BUY ONE SOCK GET ONE FREE!
armyluver: dear god . . .
mr. muscle: It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.
edwardcullen4eva: that explains so much
armyluver: should we be worried?
edwardcullen4eva: probablly. But its too funny to try and stop!
mr. muscle: reckons anti-wrinkle cream doesn't work. If it did, women wouldn't have any fingerprints.
edwardcullen4eva: true that
mr. muscle: I just read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...
armyluver: Emmett read something? I'm shocked!
mr. muscle: TEIAM - problem solved
edwardcullen4eva: probablly the closest he has ever gotten to spelling it right . . .
mr. muscle: never questions authority, he annoys authority. More effect, less effort.
edwardcullen4eva: I think we need to figure out whats going on here . . . no matter how funny it is.
mr. muscle: Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"
edwardcullen4eva: its no use!
mr. muscle: would rather check her facebook than face her checkbook.
armyluver: wait a second, does Emmett have a facebook?
edwardcullen4eva: yeaaa . . .
armyluver: he thinks he's on facebook!
edwardcullen4eva: haha I finally get it!
armyluver: I think we should just leave him be
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mr. muscle: is flossing with angel hair pasta
what do you think? Leave me a review and let me know. No rosalie again, sorry. I WILL get her in soon though! And to moon's embrace, who I should have used in this chapter, I'm sorry, but I have a better idea for next week that would work better with a guest. So you get to be in next week's one, along with another guest who reviews it first and hasn't done it yet!