CM: Hi, maybe this chapter will clear up a few things regarding the Sasuke/Sakura relationship.

Title: From boxers to bras

Summary: Naruto get's turned into a girl and now the men are starting to see Konoha's loudest ninja in a new light…poor, poor Naruto. A FemmNaruto fic.

Genre: Humor/one-sided romance

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto©


Chapter 4: What's your problem, Sasuke?


The room was lilted with candles. Naruto bind down and pressed her fat breasts against Sasuke's bear chest. "Oooohhhh Sassy-chan you're so hard!" she teased giddily. With a smirk Sasuke caressed Naruto's whiskered cheek. "You seen nothing yet, Naru-chan" he said seductively.

Sasuke gasped as he woke up. He wiped the sweat off his brow. His heart was pounding. Suddenly he felt wetness between his legs. "No I didn't!" he gasped as he lifted the covers. Sure enough, he did. Sasuke's cheeks burned crimson. His pajama bottoms and his sheets were now wet.

With a sigh he got up to change. He first went to the bathroom to take a shower and then changed into clean PJs. 'I can't believe I did that!' he chided to himself as he began to switch out the bedding. Sasuke wouldn't have been half freaked out if the dreams were of Sakura but it was Naruto. Naruto!

The blonde idiot who recently went all girl—He was having wet dreams over him! Him! Er, well her now. His best friend, his rival… oh Kami! Sasuke collapsed on top on the sheets when he finished remaking the bed. He tried to drift back to sleep but as soon as his eyes fluttered closed, a vision of Naruto in a tight naughty nurse uniform was there to greet him.

"Ohhhhh Saaaasuke-koi, it's time for your shoooooot" she cooed, winking suggestively.

Sasuke's eyes shot open. Oh, this was going to be a looooong night.


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"Naruto is late again, that dolt!" Sakura complained. "Even you're here on time for once!" she pointed to the silver haired Jounin who was couched down with his little orange book. His ninja dog Pak-kun was sitting in his lap. "Sasuke is late too you know" he replied nonchalantly. He turned the page.

"Well I'm…I'm sure he had a really good reason!" Sakura defended.

"Hi, sorry I'm late guys!" Naruto yelled running toward the training grounds. Her breast was flopping around like water balloons. "I had problems with my bra and—"

"Naruto!" Sakura chided. "You're an embarrassment to women everywhere!" she pointed at the blonde's chest with disgust while Kakashi was too engrossed into his book to spare a glance . Though Sakura would never admit it, her disgust was more of envy than anything. Naruto's chest wasn't as large as Tsunade's but they were still in the double Ds bra sizes.

Naruto placed her arm across her chest. "I still have a problem; can you help me out, Sakura-chan?"

Sakura rolled her eyes and pulled Naruto to the woman's bathroom.

As soon as Naruto and Sakura left, Sasuke arrived. By that time Kakashi had finally reached the end of chapter 13. He looked up from his book with a raised sliver eyebrow. "What happened to you? You look like something that one my shinobi dogs dragged in…"

"Hey!" Pak-kun said offended. "I'll let you know I bring better looking things than that!"

Sasuke sent the pair a tired glare. He rubbed the dark circles under his black eyes. "I was up late last night, that's all"

"Doing what?"

Uchiha merely glared in reply.

The dog Pak-kun sniffed the air before climbing into Kakashi's lap and whispered something in his ear. Kakashi thought for a moment before grinning fondly. "Aw, so my grown up pupil is having wet dreams, no?"

Sasuke's pale cheeks flushed with color. If he could've died from embarrassment, he would have. Kakashi's hentai grin went wider.

"It's in your scent" Pak-kun explained with doggish smirk. "Don't worry it'll wear off in another hour or so…"

Sasuke stared down at the shinobi dog with his famous Uchiha death glare. Pak-kun gulped. "I-I just remembered Kakashi, I have a bone to bury, bye!" he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Hello Sassy-chan!" Sakura greeted happily. Sasuke winced. That nickname was getting old, fast. He turned to see Naruto and Sakura coming toward him. Sakura threw herself into the stoical teen's arms and kissed him on the cheek.

"Good morning, Sakura" Sasuke replied indifferently. His eyes drifted to Naruto. He nodded his head to his blonde comrade. "Naruto…" he addressed.

With a wide mischievous grin Naruto greeted, "Kami, Sasuke-teme you look like a raccoon, tee-hee!" she laughed.

"And you look like a ditzy cheerleader" Sasuke replied automatically.

"Hey!"

"It's true"

"Cut it out" Kakashi said. He stood up. "We're all Jounin here, act like it please" he urged.

"Speak for yourself!" Naruto shouted unblushingly. "Get rid of those perverted books and then you can lecture me you pervy shinobi!"

Kakashi coughed into his hand. "Well since everyone is here now, we will begin. Today's training is all out sparing. I'll battle Sakura and Sasuke will battle Naruto-chan" he added with a grin in his tone.

Naruto growled like a rabid wolf. "Why you—"

"Come on dobe, let's go" Sasuke said. He wrenched himself free from Sakura's iron grip and walk on ahead. "We'll train near the end of the field. Kakashi, you train here with Sakura" he said to his former teacher.

"Alright" The sliver haired Jounin agreed. He puts away his book, knowing he had to give this battle his full attention "Ready Sakura?" he asked.

Sakura positioned herself. "Cha!" With a cocky grin she shouted, "Bring it on!"


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Sasuke learned the hard way that gender shouldn't be taken for granted. Naruto may be a girl now but the two rivals were duking it out just as fierce as they would as males. Actually Sasuke felt like he had to work harder. Sure Naruto's limbs were shorter but it didn't help him none. Naruto's punches still hurt like a bitch, charka levels just as colossal. However her speed and agility had increased making it harder to land hits. If he didn't have the sharingan, the Uchiha doubted he could keep up.

"Chidori!"

"Rasengan!"

They collided together.

The dust cleared slowly. Sasuke felt like he couldn't breathe…he coughed. He noticed the weighted on his chest. He was lying flat out on his back with a weight on his abdomen. Sasuke's pale cheeks turned the shade of a tomato when he realized that Naruto was lying on top of him. What an embarrassing predicament.

"N-Naruto!" Sasuke said but it came out as a strangled whisper.

Naruto moaned and shifted.

"NARUTO!" Sasuke hissed louder.

Naruto sat up slowly with Sasuke between her legs she sat on the teen. She looked down at the Uchiha with a confused look. She blinked. "Wha-what? Oh that attack!" she recalled. "Are you okay, teme?" she asked the boy beneath her.

Sasuke felt himself hardening again. Oh Kami this was the last thing he needed. He was already having fantasies and now this happened? "Naruto. Get. Off. Me!" Sasuke he stressed with a hint of desperation in his usual stoic voice.

"Huh?" Naruto questioned.

Why did the dobe have to be so innocent like? It was even more of an allure! Sasuke cleared his throat and shifted his legs. It made it worst. Naruto's eyes widen in realization. "Ohhh!" she yelped as she scurried off Sasuke accidently pressing her knee against his precious jewels. Sasuke's back arched involuntarily as he jerked off.

'Argh! Curse that idiot!'

"Huh…uh Teme?" Naruto questioned, wondering why the Uchiha was still sprawled out on the ground twitching slightly. Sasuke merely groaned in reply. He was just thankful his boxers were thick.

"Little accidents, eh?" whispered a voice softly. "You two have just inspired a new scene in my Itazurana Kiss book!"

Sasuke and Naruto looked up to see their former sensei gazing down at them with an amused grin. The pervert… The two younger Jounins were startled. How long had copycat Kakashi been standing there?

"It was just a mishap, that's all!" Naruto said scared. She made an X with her arms. "Like I ever fall for an arrogant, stuck up, selfish, pricky, teme like Sasuke! I mean ewwww!" Naruto then gagged, tongue hanging out of her mouth.

Sasuke's eye twitched. "Like you're a basket of roses yourself, baka!" he growled. Slowly he sat up, resuming his trademark aloofness. "Where is Sakura?" he asked Kakashi.

"She's still battling against my shadow clone" Kakashi answered with a hint of disappointment in his voice. "Tch, figures. When a female nin falls in love, their goes their career as a shinobi! Sad but true. It happened to Kurenai, Ino, Tenten and now it's happening to little Sakura…" he shook his head. 'And eventually Naruto'

Sasuke and Naruto exchanged awkward looks.

Naruto scratched the back of her head nervously. "Look um, Granny Tsunade wanted to talk with me about something so I-I'll be on my way, see you later guys" Naruto said excusing herself. Sasuke watched dumbfounded as Naruto left the training grounds. The ex-avenger felt rather disconcerted that Naruto didn't look back.

Kakashi's eyes held a thoughtful look in them. "Ah so those dreams weren't about Sakura…" he mentioned absent-mindedly. Sasuke stiffened. He should have known how observant His former teacher could be… Sometimes he really hated Kakashi. He stood up on his feet in a huff and shot his silver haired elder a glare.

The silver haired Jounin shook his head. "I won't get in your business but I'll say one thing: Sakura and Naruto are my comrades—In fact I consider them as my godchildren, don't do something stupid to hurt them again or you're not getting off easily as last time" Kakashi warned darkly then his face lit up. "Well I must be off, my clone just popped and I don't need Sakura thinking I'm skipping out on her!" in a puff of smoke he was gone.

Sasuke stood there long after Kakashi left, frozen to the spot. His inner desires scaring him senselessly.


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"It was an accident so why do I feel so weird?" Naruto mumbled to herself as she aimlessly walked down the street. She had no intention of going to see the hag; it was only an excuse to get away from the awkward situation. They no doubt knew it was a lie too.

Suddenly the hairs on Naruto's neck suddenly stood up. She was being followed. She turned her head around to spot a figure peeping at her from behind a lamppost.

Naruto blinked. "Hinata?" she asked.

With a sigh, the Hyuuga heiress stepped out. "H-Hello Naruto-kun…" she greeted uneasily. Embarrassed to be caught doing something so silly. She was not a little girl anymore but a clan heiress. She still doubted she could ever play the part right.

"Hiya!" Naruto greeted loudly, happy for a distraction. Hinata flinched. "Would you like to catch brunch with me, Hinata? Just the two of us—My treat!"

Hinata was surprised. Naruto was asking her out again…as a girl. Her heart fell into the pit of her stomach. "O-Okay…" she agreed disheartened. Naruto smiled brightly not noticing. "Wow Hinata! You're turning into my new best friend!" the blonde exclaimed. She grabbed her in a hug. "Is Ichiraku's okay?"

Hinata nodded with a small smile as she followed Naruto to the ramen stand. The blonde chatted happily away about unimportant stuff but it barely touched the surface of her mind. 'If only you were a man Naruto-kun…' Hinata thought sadly but then she shrugged it off. Friendship was better than nothing.


-TBC-


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