Title: Splish Splash, I Was Taking A Bath

Chapter 1: Emmett: Rubber Ducks and Rosalie

Rating: T

Summary: Bubble baths with the Cullens. What crazy and ridiculous things could the Cullens be up to in a bubble bath? Read and find out! A collection of short stories of bath times.

Type: Canon, Vampires, Slightly OOC.

Disclaimer: Obviously, I own nothing, but if I did, I would definitely own bath time with the Cullen men ;)

A/N: I was reading a story somewhere about Emmett being his crazy self and my sister was singing the Splish Splash song, so then I started wondering what the Cullens actually do in the bath, and then these stories were born lol. I know I promised I'd work on my other stories, but they wouldn't stop bugging me. I swear I'm pretty far on real updates though :) This is also one of my first attempts at third person. Enjoy :D

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Ah, it's sunny again. Too bad I already hunted the other night. It's summer anyway. Not like we need to be anywhere. Maybe I'll just take a bubble bath. Ooh! That sounds like lots of fun. I better grab my supplies.He thought to himself, as he ran up the stairs.

Emmett grabbed his bath time supplies and ran into the bathroom, locking the door. He knew no one would interrupt him, since almost everyone else was out and about, but it had become a habit since living with Alice.

Time and time again the small package of energy had burst in on him to inform him of the family's plans or that she would be stealing Rosalie, so now he no longer gave her easy access to his privacy.

He started the bath to a scalding temperature, loving the warmth of the water against his granite skin.

He grabbed his favorite bubble bath formula and poured it in, watching, fascinated, as the bubbles grew and spread around the tub. He wondered how people had ever figured out things would work this way, how bubbles would form without simply popping and disappearing.

Grabbing his bundle of toys, he poured them into the half-filled tub. He stripped out of his clothes and climbed in, watching as the water rose up from his body taking up space.

When the tub was filled to the height he wanted, he turned off the tap and rummaged through the bubbles for his toys. He found his favorite rubber duck, Fred.

"Fred! Oh how I've missed you. You know, I always loved that song from Sesame Street. I shall sing it for you." he said, smiling down at the yellow, plastic duck.

Holding up the duck in his hand, so that it wouldn't float away, he tapped his chin, trying to remember the tune of the song.

"Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time, lots of fun. Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you. Woo woo be doo." he sang, bouncing along with the beat of the song.

The water splashed across the floor, but he didn't care. He just kept singing his song.

"Rubber ducky, joy of joys. When I squeeze you, you make noise. Rubber ducky, you're my very best friend it's true." he sang, squeezing the duck appropriately.

He hummed the little chorus of 'doo doo doo doo, doo doo.'

"Every day when I make my way to the tubby, I find a little fella who's cute and yellow and—" he stopped mid-song as another thought crossed his mind.

Rosalie's cute. She has yellow-ish hair. I wish she were here to join me. He thought, leaning down further into the tub, forgetting momentarily about Fred.

His thoughts rampaged through the many options he would have if Rosalie were to join him, but he seemed to suffer from vampire ADD, as the song crept back into his mind.

He broke back into the "Rubber Ducky" song, apologized to Fred for neglecting him, and placed the small duck to rest on his prized toy boat, so that Fred could float about the bubbly bath like a rubber ducky king.

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A/N: And this, my lovely readers, is what happens when I have sugar and try to relive my childhood lmao. Hope you enjoyed my pointless story and hopefully you will enjoy the other four I have in store for you. I don't care if you do or don't, I'm writing them because I feel like it haha. You can, however, request who you would like to see the next one about, in a review. Otherwise, it's Rosalie. You can choose from Rose, Jazz, Alice, or Edward :) R&R perty please. :D

-DL