BETTER SUMMARY: a foreign military official shows up at Hogwarts on a mission... one that could deem exremely difficult for an eighteen year old with a short complex XD rowdy students (mostly slytherins) will at any cost make this young teacher's life miserable... too bad for them... ed's got a LITTLE trick up his sleeve... he never follows the rules in the first place... no permanent damage will be caused to the poor students... maybe.

Major Edward Elric

The Great Hall was bustling with young witches and wizards. Excitement lined their voices as the talked ecstatically to each other. The golden trio sat discussing last year's events bringing many curious glances their way. Harry was a huge hero now so many people sat crowded around them trying to get the details of their conversation.

It was their final year at Hogwarts due to the fact they had missed it last year. The Headmaster had hinted that something big was going to happen this year so the students were very excited.

"What do you think is going to happen?" Harry asked his friends. Ron and Hermione looked at each other.

"Maybe it's another Triwizard Tournament!" Ron exclaimed with longing in his eyes. Hermione shook head and stared pointedly at him.

"No, not after what happened last time... I bet it's a new class," she retorted completely positive she was right. Harry turned to also look at him.

"She's usually right," he began, "it's scary but a new class doesn't sound very interesting and we don't have any extra teachers…"

"It's called 'getting a new teacher," Hermione said sticking her tongue out at him. He glared at her but turned when Ron alerted them. McGonagall had stood up and was staring calmly out at them. The school fell quiet, except for a few Slytherins, and turned their attention to her.

Before she could open her mouth to speak, the door to the Great Hall opened revealing a young boy. He surveyed the assemblage quickly then marched into the room. He was garbed in a foreign military outfit and from his pocket hung a silver chain. But, what held everyone's attention was the formal looking letter that he gripped with gloved hands. He stopped before her and saluted.

"I am Major Edward Elric, Sir," he began in a trained military style, "I have a letter addressed to the Headmaster of Hogwarts Witchcraft and Wizardry from Fuehrer Roy Mustang." The school fell completely silent as the Major stood in attention before the Headmaster. McGonagall stepped forward and took the letter from him. She read it through quickly before folding it and smiling brightly.

"I am very glad you made it here, Edward Elric," she said with a smirk at some unknown joke. A confused expression crossed his face but quickly returned to its original trained expression.

"I do not understand, Sir." McGonagall smiled again and placed her hands behind her back.

"I asked your Fuehrer to send me one of his most talented Alchemists to teach my students. Welcome to your temporary home, Fullmetal." The Major's stern façade was dropped completely. The students and teachers jumped in surprise at the small boy's overly loud voice.

"WHAT???!!!" he cried completely flipping out, "THAT IDIOT FUEHRER!!! WHEN I GET BACK I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!"

Well??? what do you think? have you figured out the crossover yet? im not tellin... yet ;D please review.. the review button just below here is lookin so kawaii and wants to be feed.. you better hurry XD i give you cyber cookie.. its chocolate chip... YUMMY.

Oh! i need some ideas for this one... who should i traumatize our fav alchemist? of course the word of taboo shall be used and maybe a boggart or two... but other than that.. zip. got any ideas? requests wil be most certainly be used... just no yaoi kk? arigatou ^^ i will try to update soon if i get reviews!!! ja!