The Twelve Days of Christmas – FY Style!

Author's note: I know this has been done to hell and back. But I got bored today during school so I thought, eh, heck with it, might as well make up my own parody. And ignore any typos....I'm too lazy right now to spell check.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yuugi, ok? BUT I WISH I DID! If I did, I'd get Tasuki and Chichiri together! *evil laugh* ...ok I'll shut up now.

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On the first day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me...

A Tama in a fir tree!

(Ooo! Neko-chan!)

On the second day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me...

Two flaming tessens

(AHAHA! Now I shall BURN YOU ALL!)

And a Tama in a fir tree!

(*cuddles Tama-neko*)

On the third day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me...

Three magic staffs

(YES! My Chichiri costume is now complete!)

Two flaming tessens

(Ok...maybe I won't burn you all...)

And a Tama in a fir tree!

(Wait a minute...what's Tama doing up in a tree?)

On the fourth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me...

Four shiny swords

(SHINY!!!)

Three magic staffs

(Wait, I think I still need the kasa...)

Two flaming tessens

(I think I'll just burn some of my classmates.)

And a Tama in a fir tree!

(Cats...can't get down from trees....)

On the fifth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me...

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

(CHEAPSKATE!)

Four shiny swords

(I like swords.)

Three magic staffs

(I saw a hat that looked like a kesa at a Chinese resteraunt in Chinatown...)

Two flaming tessens

(No one will mess with me!)

And a Tama in a fir tree!

(HEEEEEEEELP!!!)

On the sixth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me...

Six Chinese scrolls

(Must cast magic with these!)

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

(What are you, broke?)

Four shiny swords

(I've been reading too much 8 Bit Theater...)

Three magic staffs

(I must use my l337 n1nj4 sk1llz!)

Two flaming tessens

(Then again, knowing life, I'll have the tessens confisticated at school)

And a Tama in a fir tree!

(Someone...call the fire department?)

On the seventh day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me...

Seven of his seishi

(WOOO! I get mah own seishi!)

Six Chinese scrolls

(Wait...there's one problem...)

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

(Can gods be broke?)

Four shiny swords

(Must...resist...urge...to...kill...people...with...sword...)

Three magic staffs

(I will steal the kasa at that restaurant!)

Two flaming tessens

(I got my fire pen taken away from me so...bah.)

And a Tama in a fir tree!

(Hell with it. *takes out an axe*)

On the eighth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me...

Eight psycho yo-yos

(...just what I always wanted...)

Seven of his seishi

(*whistles and shoves Tasuki and Chichiri into a nearby room, slamming the door shut*)

Six Chinese scrolls

(I CAN'T READ THESE!)

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

(Gods don't even have MONEY, for crying out loud!)

Four shiny swords

(Suuuure...like I'll really resist that urge.)

Three magic staffs

(And then get kicked out...)

Two flaming tessens

(Hey, it's better than a lighter.)

And a Tama in a fir tree!

(*chop chop*)

On the ninth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me...

Nine musical flutes

(I wonder if I can play Mizu Kagami on this...)

Eight psycho yo-yos

(How DOES Suboshi use these?)

Seven of his seishi

(*looks at watch, waits ten minutes*)

Six Chinese scrolls

(Must have a translator thingy here somewhere...)

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

(Can't a GOD at least get me something?)

Four shiny swords

(*stares* Shiiiiiiiny.....)

Three magic staffs

(Not that I really care, the food at that restaurant sucked anyways.)

Two flaming tessens

(Yup. I can see it now. "LEKKA SHINEN!" "I SAID TO THIS CANDLE, NOT ME!")

And a Tama in a fir tree!

(*grabs Tama from the now fallen down tree* Whew.)

On the tenth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me...

Ten illusion clams

(Hell yeah. *sticks herself in an illusion of being in the Fushigi Yuugi world*)

Nine musical flutes

(I can play the recorder...hopefully it'll help me when it comes to this flute!)

Eight psycho yo-yos

(Got it!)

Seven of his seishi

(*peeks in the room....goes totally wide-eyed*)

Six Chinese scrolls

(Ok that's it. *starts babbling randomly in a nonsense language...as close to Chinese as she can get*)

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

(Oh well, I got other gifts sooo...)

Four shiny swords

(Maybe I can make swordchucks out of these...)

Three magic staffs

(Least I can whap people with this staff.)

Two flaming tessens

(Fire is good. *evil laugh*)

And a Tama in a fir tree!

(Maybe I should of asked for a dog...)

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me...

Eleven strength bracelets

(Yay! Now I can kick everyone's ass at wrestling in phys ed class!)

Ten illusion clams

(Illusion gooooood....)

Nine musical flutes

(Or I can just play a random song and squeak on the flute and drive everyone insane...yeah. I can do that.)

Eight psycho yo-yos

(*accidently kills a passerby* Oop. My bad.)

Seven of his seishi

(*grins...grabs a camcorder, poofs it in the room*)

Six Chinese scrolls

(*watches as random stuff blows up*)

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

(But I'm selfish, I WANT SOMETHING NOOOOOW!)

Four shiny swords

(Made them! Now to figure out how to use them without killing myself in the process...)

Three magic staffs

(Or just cast an ice spell and freeze my classmates.)

Two flaming tessens

(Must set school on fire...)

And a Tama in a fir tree!

(Or maybe a turtle would be better.)

On the twelveth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me...

Tweleve plates of food

(I would have gotten more but Miaka ate a bunch.)

Eleven strength bracelets

(I've got the p0w3r!)

Ten illusion clams

(I will stay here forever! MWAHAHA)

Nine musical flutes

(Knowing me, I'll wind up killing everyone while playing this flute...)

Eight psycho yo-yos

(Maybe I should give these back...)

Seven of his seishi

(Math equation of the day: Tasuki + Chichiri / meditation * camcorder + Ebay = $$$)

Six Chinese scrolls

(Oh well, if all else, they'll make good drawing paper.)

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

(*goes to raid Suzaku's treasure vault*)

Four shiny swords

(I must get the inventor of the year award.)

Three magic staffs

(With these, I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!)

Two flaming tessens

(Lekka Shinen! MWAHAHA)

And a Taaaaaamaaaaaaaa iiiiiiiin a fiiiiiiiiiiir treeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!