Hallo everybody! This is, once again, another piece of crap I cam up with in the most bizarre situation. I was out shopping with my friend, when it just hit me! So, enjoy! Oh, and lets not forget to review, shall we? Cos if you don't…um… DOH! I can't think of a good threat! And BTW, this is based on that song 'Piggy Pie' by 'Insane Clown Posse'. I'm not copyrighting anything, blah blah blah, you get the picture.

First of all there's Lumpy, his house is made of wood,

he lives in a twisted happy tree friends neighbourhood.

He likes to fuck his sister, and drink his moonshine,

A typical, redneck, filthy fucking swine.

I walk to his door, and two Lumpys' place,

He opened up his door, and shot me in the face.

It blew me off the porch, it blew my head in half,

But I'm a juggalo so it only made me laugh!

Axe in hand, I rose like the dead,

Swung with all my might and made a thunk noise in his head.

Since we out west, I grabbed a shot gun,

And blew his fucking tongue out the back of his cranium!

Little happy tree friends, they make an HTF pie,

There's no sweeter sound when you hear an HTF die!

I might choose a gun (NO!)

I might choose an axe(YES!)

I'm finally in town. Come and get your HTF snacks!

Now there's Lifty and Shifty, their house is made of brick,

And these little kids are mother fucking dicks!They grew up in the city, full of smoke and crime,

The steal gold and diamonds just to pass the time!

I walk inside their home, can't see that much,

Turns out those filthy brothers are both out to lunch.

I walk in the restaurant, they're dining quite fine,

I gagged and killed the friends of those mother fucking swines!

The buildings now on fire, the people are a screaming,

They're pleading for their life, I simply said "keep dreaming!"

Little happy tree friends, they make an HTF pie,

There's no sweeter sound when you hear an HTF die!

I might choose a gun (NO!)

I might choose an axe(YES!)

I'm finally in town. Come and get your HTF snacks!

Lastly there's Disco Bear, his house is made of gold,

He lives in a mansion on his own privet road.

I started walking down it, the guard he told me wait,

I snapped his fucking neck in half and smooshed his head in the gate.

Cos this happy tree friend must definitely die,

I don't need a reason on how the hell why.

Then I watched the moon take the form of the devil,

So I ripped it out the shy and beat it with a shovel.

People that I know, they're fighting for their meals,

He sleeps on a mattress full of hundred pound bills!

Old DB is the devil, he never will admit it,

So I'm gonna cut his hand off and slap his face with it!

I walk into his room, he's sleeping in his bed,

I grabbed a can of hairspray and smacked it upside his head.

He's begging for his life, I told him "it's too late",

Then I tied his neck in a knot and watched him suffocate.

Little happy tree friends, they make an HTF pie,

There's no sweeter sound when you hear an HTF die!

I might choose a gun (NO!)

I might choose an axe(YES!)

I'm finally in town. Come and get your HTF snacks!

I feel the light around me, he's coming back to sense,

I better get going, at least I had fun I guess.

Flippy: Huh? What happened? What did I miss?