AN I just finished watching Ark of Truth and this is a short and complete crack!fic look at what the ark should be used for once they work it out.


"We did it!" The scientist called out, "We finally managed to re-program that Ark of Truth!"

"So what should we tell it to do?" The second scientist asked, "End world war? Use it for the betterment of humanity?"

"Soon, but there's one more important thing we need to do first." The scientist grinned evilly and began to enter in a new program. "There we go, now all we have to do is send it to the SGC."

The placed the Ark in a shipping crate and addressed it to Dr Jackson and Vala Mal Doran.

When the crate arrived at the SGC it was sent straight to Daniels office. The rest of SG1 crowded round to see what was happening. Val stood behind Daniel looking over his shoulder. "Well darling go on and open it. It's addressed to us"

Daniel opened the box and saw the symbols glowing on top of the ark "Vala… I don't think this is such a good idea."

"Too late." Sam told them as she opened it from the other side.

Light flooded out of the ark and all of them felt the knew knowledge flow through them, although the only 2 effected by it where Daniel and Vala because the rest of them had known this for a long time.

"Oh Vala! How could I ever have been such an idiot?" Daniel exclaimed as he threw his arms around her.

"Daniel!" She cried as he kissed her.

And they all lived happily ever after.