Ok so, I'm not sure exactly how this story is going to go but I just really wanted to write this first chapter so... here we go!

Disclaimer: I own nothing. That includes songs and shows.

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Poison

Chapter one: Gives you hell

Hidan and Kakuzu have been partners in the mafia for around four years. Hidan still hated Kakuzu. And Kakuzu still hated Hidan. They were constantly fighting although most of the time they were just meaningless jabs. Some might call it flirting.

Both of them know they are the only ones who can be each others partner. No one else can stand them separately. So they put up with each other, albeit reluctantly.

One night the leader of their organization which got the name 'Akatsuki' ordered everyone in the group together for a meeting. All members arrived and settled into the the main room while they waited for the leader, Pain to tell them why they were there.

He finally began talking, "Tonight we are going undercover to a nightclub where we will be on the lookout for two people who are supposed to be connected to a new weapon we really want to get our hands on. These people are two of nine people who worked together to invent the weapon, their names are Sabaku no Gaara and Uzumaki Naruto. You will be able to identify them by there peculiar markings. Gaara has dark rings all around his eyes and Naruto has whiskers on his cheeks. Once you have found them, report to me and I will handle the rest. You are dismissed."

Deidara is the first one to speak up, squealing, "Oh! We're going to a club! This is going to be so much fun, un!"

"I don't really see why we all have to go..." Sasori mutters next.

Deidara gets a pouty look then tells Sasori, "Don't be so grumpy un, This will be a good break from all the dirty work we've been doing lately. Plus we get to dress up and party!"

Sasori rolls his eyes. Deidara glares.

"Don't you even think about wearing your puppet mask. We are all going to look super sexy tonight and that includes you!"

Sasori smirks and wraps his arms around a surprised Deidara.

"I guess it will be a fair trade if I get to see this 'sexy' Deidara your blabbering about."

Deidara narrows his eyes to make them look smoky and dangerous as he says, "You know it un..."

"Get a damn room!" Hidan says mockingly when he thinks Deidara and Sasori are getting a little to close for comfort.

Deidara smirks and walks over to the couch where he sits down and says,

"Aw come on Hidan. You know your exited about going to the club tonight."

Hidan smiles. "Ya... This is the perfect way to get my sacrifice for tonight. Jashin loves a good drunk chick."

Deidara smiles as Kakuzu rolls his eyes and counts his money. Hidan notices his eyes and his smile widens.

"What about you Kakuzu? Gonna try to get any tonight?"

Kakuzu snorts. "I have better things to do than go around having meaningless sex with drunk, stupid girls."

"Oh fuck you Kakuzu!" Hidan yells.

Itachi suddenly steps in and commands, "Stop arguing. We have important business to attend to."

They all raise an eyebrow at him and he smiles weakly as he reaches into a pocket and pulls out a bottle of black nail polish. Everyone in the room smiles and Deidara holds out his hands as Itachi sits down and unscrews the cap.

Once everyone is polished Tobi stands up and and claps his hands together. He then clears his throat so everyone turns to him. He starts talking in a fake voice,

"Ok idiots. Mission time..."

A few people laugh because they know he is pretending to be their leader. Tobi continues,

"Tonight's mission at the nightclub is very important. I want everyone to break into their pairs and go find some suitable clothes."

"That's actually a good idea for once Tobi." Kisame chuckles.

"Tobi is smart!" Tobi shrieks.

Itachi rolls his eyes and grabs Kisame as he starts to drag him out the door. Konan leaves to go find Pain soon after that followed by Zetsu and Tobi.

"Well, should we get going?" Kakuzu asks after a few minutes.

Hidan looks surprised then says, "You want to go shopping? You never want to go shopping. Are you feeling alright?"

"Just shut up and come on." Kakuzu barks.

Hidan smirks and puts his hands behind his head as he follows his partner out the door.

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When they enter the shop Kakuzu heads straight for the scarves while Hidan moves right toward anything that looks leather.

After about 30 minutes Hidan is trying on a pair of boots and Kakuzu comes up behind him.

"Too expensive." He says.

Hidan turns around and glares. "Fuck off! I want them!"

Kakuzu turns to a pile of clothes on the floor next to them and sighs. "Then you have to get rid of some of this other stuff."

Hidan pouts. "Fine..."

He picks up a vest and puts it on. He opens his arms and stares at Kakuzu as he asks,

"How do I look in this?"

Kakuzu turns his bright green eyes upon his partner and sees pale, smooth chest stare back at him. He falters for a moment before he shakes his head and mutters, "Fine..."

Hidan smiles. "Great, I'll get this and the boots then! I'm sure Deidara or Itachi have some clothes I can borrow for tonight."

Kakuzu just nods and walks toward the checkout line. Hidan grabs his clothes and follows after him. While waiting in the line a song starts playing over the speakers of the store.

I wake up every evening, with a big smile on my face

And it never feels out of place

Hidan looks toward the ceiling and begins humming along with the song.

And you're still probably working at a 9 to 5 pace

I wonder how bad that tastes

He then starts to nod his head up and down in a simple form of dancing. Kakuzu is watching him interestingly.

When you see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

Now where's your picket fence love

And where's that shiny car,

And did it ever get you far

You've never seem so tense love

I've never seen you fall so hard,

Do you know where you are?

Kakuzu starts to listen more to the lyrics as Hidan sings along. Suddenly Hidan jumps up onto a table and starts playing air guitar while singing. Kakuzu can't contain a chuckle when everyone in the store stares at his wayward partner.

And truth be told I miss you

And truth be told I'm lying

When you see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well

Then he's a fool, you're just as well, hope it gives you hell

Hidan starts really getting into the song and even some of the other people start to sing along.

Hope it gives you hell

Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself

Where'd it all go wrong, the list goes on and on

And truth be told I miss you

And truth be told I'm lying

When you see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well

Then he's a fool, you're just as well, hope it gives you hell

Now you'll never see, what you've done to me

You can take back your memories they're no good to me

And here's all your lies,

You can look me in the eyes

With that sad sad look that you wear so well

The white haired man on the table starts to make moves like pumping up the party. A few older people in the store watch him wearily, point to him and whisper to each other.

When you see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well

Then he's a fool, you're just as well, hope it gives you hell

A group of teenage girls giggle and sing along with Hidan. Hidan notices them and winks. The girls blush and try to hide. Hidan's smile just widens. Then the song starts to come to an end. Hidan puts his all into the ending.

When you see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you hear this song and sing along, oh you'll never tell

Then you're the fool, I'm just as well

Hope it gives you hell

When you hear this song I hope that it will give you hell

You can sing along, I hope that it puts you through hell

Once the song is over Hidan sighs and hops down from the table. He turns to Kakuzu with a wide smile on his face.

"I love that song." He states simply as they walk up to the counter and pay.

"Me too..." Kakuzu mutters as they walk out the store.

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Ha HA! that was fun! Next chapter they go to the club! I really hope you all like this story! Btw... the song is 'Gives you hell' by the All American Rejects.

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