Hey, here's a song about Stormbreaker to the tune of "Play That Funky Music White Boy" by the Wild Cherries. I don't own this song or Alex Rider, but I helped my little brother write this remake for his English class. Enjoy!


Hey, he's a spy

Yeah, hey

Hey, Alex Rider was just fourteen Livin' with Ian and Jack

He was just a normal kid, yeah

Till Ian hit the sack

He hadn't worn his seat belt, yeah

But Ian had always been careful So Alex acted quickly (Yes he did)

And found out he worked for MI6

Yeah, there was action and trainin' and learnin' to go spyin'

And just when he got there somebody turned around and shouted

Hey I bet you are a spy

Workin' for MI6

Hey I bet you are a spy

Go get your gadgets and stop the evil bad guys till you die

Till you die

Oh yeah, yeah

He was sent to Herod Sayle

To find out what Ian had discovered

How could they send a kid (How could they)

To find out what the Stormbreakers hid

He feigned that he was Felix

And tried to figure out Sayle's plan

He knew, that there was something (No it didn't fit)

The computers were part of the plan

Yeah there was action and trainin' and learnin' to go spyin'

And just when he got there somebody turned around and shouted

Hey I bet you are a spy

Workin' for MI6

Hey I bet you are a spy

Go get your gadgets and stop the evil bad guys till you die

Till you die, yeah

Till you die

(Gonna do some sneaky investigating, yeah)

(Hey, wait a minute)

He found that there was poison

Inside of the Stormbreakers and that's when he was caught

Turns out it was all planned in spite

And Alex finallly beat Sayle (But he got away)

So Sayle tracked Alex down to kill him

It ended with Sayle dying there (I shot 'em)

I told Alex to leave it to pros

Yeah there was action and trainin' and learnin' to go spyin'

And just when he got there somebody turned around and shouted

Hey I bet you are a spy

Workin' for MI6

Hey I bet you are a spy

Go get your gadgets and stop the evil bad guys till you die

Till you die

Oh' till you die

I shouted I know you are a spy

(Yes I really know it)

I know you are a spy

(I told you to stop this spying business)

Yeah that's what I told you

(Spying is not for kids)

Yeah that's what I told you

(Just leave it to adults, yeah)

Hey I bet you are a spy

Working for MI6, yeah

Hey I bet you are a spy

Working for MI6

Hey I bet you are a spy

Working for MI6


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~Emily