(aka The Best TMNT Story EVER)
Written for Scott.
One day the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Leonardo, Donatello, Rafael, and Michaelangelo, got tired of watching Jerry Springer and Brokeback Mountain, so they decided to go get some pizza.
After they left, Splinter died.
The turles came to a wearhouse, and hey decided to check there for pizzza. Inside, the warehouse was all white, so there was no need for description.
They saw the Shredder in the wearouse, so they started to fight. The turtles were winning. But secredtly, the Shredder was just waiting for a chance to chop their legs off. That was what he liked to do—chop off legs.
"I am goin g to cut off your pegs!" he said".
But he never got the chance because just then he farted and the fumes killed the turtles. But all it did to the Shredder was make him hungry becaused it smelled like McDonald's.
Just then April came into the building, her breasts bouncing. "All right, thye're dead!" she cheered, and took off her shirt.
It was very cold in the warehouse.
Shredder said nothing. He was too busy staring at her ginormous perky boobs. Shredder said nothing. He was too busy staring at her ginormous perky boobs.
April walked over to the Shredder and made out with him. Shredder was happy and he got lots of feelies.
Then they went to Wendy's and ate Baconators.
Author's Note: ... APRIL FOOLS!
Author's Apology: I am very sorry for those whose eyes started bleeding while reading this, and for inflicting such a monstrosity on the fandom at large. When the Terrapin Tarts decided to sponsor an April Fool's day contest, I just HAD to take part, but I drew a blank when it came to coming up with a truly horrendous fic. So I turned to my fiance for help, and asked what it would take to get HIM to read a TMNT fic. Apparently, it takes pointless character death, crude bathroom humor, and topless women. Go figure.
Um, thanks for reading?