A/N: For all the PJ/Brendan Shippers

In honor of April Fool's Day. Here's a present for everyone via the random drabble generator at prillalar dot com slash drabbles.

To Roughly Kiss

PJ and Bobby were celebrating a handsome Valentine's Day together. PJ had cooked a foolish dinner and they ate on the field by candlelight.

"My darling," Bobby said, stroking PJ's mouth, "I have something for you." He gave a box to PJ. "It is but a glowing token of my blonde love."

PJ opened the box. Inside was a sporty baseball bat! She gazed at it lustfully. Then she gazed at Bobby lustfully. "It's gorgeous," PJ said. "Come here and let me kiss you."

Just then, a bearded crone sprang out of hiding and cackled knocked it out of the park. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a passionate voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Bobby read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other accidently as the crone cackled some more. PJ's breast began to tremble. Then Bobby shrugged, pulled out a Crowley's, and hit the crone on her face. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" PJ said and kissed Bobby truthfully. "This is a sexy Valentine's Day!"

They huskily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they kissed each other all night long.

A/N: Don't worry I plan to post a real drabble soon.