Akastuki Short #1:
Deidara: Hey Itachi!
Itachi: What is it ?
Deidara: I have fan girls now!
Itachi: Sasori does not count as a-
Deidara: Look they even have a website! *holds up laptop for Itachi to see*
Itachi: ........ I'M BLIND!!! *screams and runs out*
Deidara: what's the--? *looks at the site* 0.o OMFG! *passes out*
*site had pics of deidei with other Akatsuki members*
Aqua-Lee: Poor Deidei, he hasn't been the same since, and now you know the truth behind Itachi's loss of eyesight ;D
Akastuki Short Take #2!!!!
Itachi: *pours cereal in a bowl*
Kisame: Don't hog it all!
Itachi: Shut up ! Its guppy flavored any how!
Kisame: T.T" I'm a Shark not a fish!
Itachi: Whoops too late! =D *finishes cereal and walks out*
Kisame: *has a look of horror on his face* *grabs box* Don't worry my friends I shall avenge you! *thinks* 'Fish are Friends, not food'
Akatsuki Short Take 3.... If You Dare o.-
*all Akatsuki are sitting in a circle playing truth or dare*
Pain: Ok, Zetzu truth or dare?
Zetzu: .....Dare.....no truth! no, no dare!
Pain: Dare it is! Ok I dare you to . . . .Not eat a human for the next 30 days!
~A week later~
Pain: Itachi, I've lost the whereabouts of the Nine-Tailed Fox brat! Where is he?
Itachi: *points at Zetzu*
Zetzu: What! *shrugs* He was only half human . *walks out picking teeth with a toothpick*
Akatsuki Short Take-- OOOH! LOOK A BANANA! (#4)
Kisame: *looks into the bathroom mirror* *puts hair gel in hair* *walks out of bathroom*
Itachi: Dude you smell like mints?
Itachi: No, you seriously- you know what, never mind... *walks in bathroom and shuts door*
Kisame: O...kay..... *sits down at kitchen table* *drinks milk*
Konan: You smell like mint?
Kisame: Itachi said the same exact thing!
Konan: *shrugs and walks out*
Tobi: *runs in room* TOBI IS A HUNGRY BOY!!!
Kisame: Hi Tobi
Tobi: Why does Kisame have toothpaste in his hair?
Kisame: O.o Wtf?!
Aqua-Lee: From that day on, Kisame learned to read the labels! =D
dun dun dun Akatski NUMBA 5!!!!
Kisame: MOVIE NIGHT!!!!!!!
Deidara: I get to pick the movie this time yeah!
Kisame: b-but I wanna pick it!!!
Sasori: . I'm picking it! . *walks over and puts in a random movie*
Sasori: What!? I'm sick of watching "Jaws" and "Legally Blonde"!!!
Kisame & Deidara: WELL, WE DON'T WANT TO WATCH PINOCCHIO!!! *both leave*
Sasori: Heh! *switches movie to batman* I got the whole place to myself.
Akatsuki Short #6 - Now in Color! =D
Hidan: I DON'T F***ING CUSS THAT MUCH!!! WTF, ARE YOU ALL ON CRACK?!!?!?
Kakuzu: Shut up, I have to stop by the collection office, this guys head is worth $6 mil.
Hidan: *mutters* I swear to Jashin I will kill you one of these days
Kakuzu: Please we're both immortal, like thats ever going to happen...
Hidan: Jashin will curse you one of these days......
Kakuzu: Mhm sure *rolls eyes*
Hidan: *mutters to self*
Kakuzu: *walks off side of cliff and lands in a pile of Ino clones*
Hidan: I F***ING TOLD YOU!! XD *walks away*