Disclaimer: I do not own Atlus or Shin Megami Tensei.

A/N: ...I was bored. That's all I can say. Naoto is OOC here. And I don't support Nazism or anything myself. This was just a random drabble idea. Bleh.


Naoto Shirogane let out a heavy sigh as she entered the office of the principal of Yasogami High. The principal himself, a balding middle-aged man with crooked teeth, had an infuriated expression on his chubby pale face as Naoto took her seat in front of his desk. Neither of them spoke for a good two minutes. Finally, through gritted teeth, the principal hissed:

"...Do you think this is funny?" His words were dripping with venom. A shiver crawled up Naoto's spine.

Naoto shook her head. "No, sir, I...I don't think it's funny at all. I wasn't trying to be funny. I was just following my right to be open about my opinions..." the boyish bluenette explained, crossing one of her legs over the other.

Snarling, the principal opened one of his desk drawers, and pulled out a small blood-red armband, the swastika symbol of Nazi Germany embedded into it. "Then...will you explain why you wore THIS to school today?!!" He shouted, dangling the armband in Naoto's face. Naoto sighed once again.

"I wore that because I believe myself to be a National Socialist, and I completely adhere to the ways of Neo-Nazism," Naoto replied matter-of-factly. She truthfully didn't see any problem with it, but the principal obviously did.

"Although we do allow our students enough freedom to somewhat customize their school uniforms," the principal said, clenching and unclenching his fists several times over, "Wearing something like...like THIS is unacceptable! Shirogane-san, I am VERY disappointed in you for doing something as cruel and thoughtless as this! You know that there are some Jew students in our school, yet you wear this regardless? I never expected you to do something like this!"

"It's not like I'm going to go and kill all the Jews outright...I'll have to wait until I can get them alone with no one around as a witness, and then put a silencer on my pistol, before I-" A smirk formed on Naoto's lips. She was only joking, but with a personality like hers, you could never tell.

"YOU'RE SUSPENDED! NOW TAKE YOUR NAZI PROPAGANDA SHIT AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!" The principal threw the armband in Naoto's face, who calmly took it and shoved it into her chest pocket as she stood up. Just before she walked out the door, Naoto did one final thing to piss the Principal off.

Turning to face him, she raised her hand out, put on a serious face, and exclaimed, "SIEG HEIL!!!"

"GET OUT!!!" The principal screamed, his face bright red with rage.

Snickering under her breath, Naoto ran off, feeling rather proud of herself for some reason...