A/N well i have many blonde friends who once they read this are going to bash the windows out of MY car but it was fun to write just the same!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE JOKE OR THE CHARACTERS IN THIS FIC SO PLEEZE DON'T SUE ME IM ONLY A POOR DEFENSELESS TEENAGER!!!!

Rosalie has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of Jacob on the way back to the mansion, and almost causes him to drive into the river. Jacob furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. He gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his rabbit, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny Leech?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

A/N ok i want to know what u think pleeze review!!!! also i would like to have some people read my other story about human cullens/swans/hales and review because i need to know if its good enought to keep writing so pleeze...that is all.