Disclaimer: I own nothing but the screen names and possibly the plot, unfortunately. There are various places where my own jokes show up that are not uttered by me. XD I have a really terrible sense of humor.
A/N: I CREATED A KHC. OH GOD, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS WORLD?! -dies-
Kairi is xislandxprincessx
Sora is keyblademaster
Riku is (LOL so ominous!) (he doesn't have an S/N, in case you haven't noticed.)
Namine is xGracefulxArtistx
Roxas is .darkness (I couldn't think of anything better… D8)
Xion is xsilentxsorrowx
Zexion is xmonsterxunderxyourxbedx (Once again, I couldn't think of anything better D8)
Larxene is xLightningxAssassinx
Marluxia is xdeadlyxgardenx
Me as xxthexforgottenxx, because I CAN (and I want to interrupt at weird times lol); I will show up in this fic. I will. DO NOT DOUBT MY WORDS.
The others featured will either be fangirls/fanboys, or unimportant to the plot… Though, I need to figure out a plot… (HOLY CRAP I JUST GOT ONE!)
xislandxprincessx logged on
keyblademaster logged on
keyblademaster: lol has any1 else realiezd we logegd on at the xeact same time?
: Has anyone else realized that Sora is an idiot?
xislandxprincessx: don't be so mean riku! sora, use spell check. srsly.
: I often wonder why I hang out with you two, but now I realize why: When I'm with you, I feel smarter.
keyblademaster: it maeks ur ego bigger, 2
xislandxprincessx: DAMMIT SORA
xislandxprincessx: just shut up
keyblademaster: huh? wut did I do?
: It's not what you DID, it's more of what you DIDN'T do.
xGracefulxArtistx logged on
xGracefulxArtistx: I'm not sure I want to know what you people were talking about.
: You really don't.
xislandxprincessx: you're srsly annoying sometimes riku
: —says the one apparently incapable of using capital letters correctly.
xGracefulxArtistx: That's kinda mean, Riku…
keyblademaster: … i'm confuzed…
: Kairi, your boyfriend's an idiot.
xislandxprincessx: you still love him tho
: … No, not really. I'm more like his babysitter, to be honest.
xislandxprincessx: that makes sense…
: It usually does.
xGracefulxArtistx: OMFG GUYS DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?!
keyblademaster: … no?
xGracefulxArtistx: It's a TALKING CHICKEN THAT LOOKS LIKE VEN, CLOUD, AND ROXAS!
xislandxprincessx: … does she mean a chocobo?
: Never would have taken her as someone with a phobia of birds.
keyblademaster: niether did i lol
xsilentxsorrowx logged on
xsilentxsorrowx: Okay, what the hell's going on? Namine just fainted, Larxene's being a bitch as usual, Zexion's muttering something about Demyx, a chainsaw, and blood, and Marluxia is suddenly sharpening his scythe.
xislandxprincessx: hey, where's roxas?
xsilentxsorrowx: He's reading over my shoulder.
: We actually have no idea what's going on.
xsilentxsorrowx: No way.
: Yes way.
xsilentxsorrowx: This is messed up.
xsilentxsorrowx: Roxas just dragged his laptop over so he can sit beside me, since I'm in front of the TV, and is going to log on, just to let you know.
.darkness logged on
.darkness: Hey guys.
keyblademaster: hai hai o nobody o' mine!!
xislandxprincessx: hi, roxas
xsilentxsorrowx: Well, would you look at that; Namine's reviving herself.
.darkness: Marluxia's standing over her with a Phoenix Down, in case she dies.
keyblademaster: i dun get it…
: Shut up, Sora. Xion, what's wrong?
.darkness: She's muttering something about blood… Should I start fearing for her sanity?
: … Yes.
xislandxprincessx: no, she can't be going insane!! she's the sane one here!
: What am I, a potted plant?
xislandxprincessx: … yes?
xGracefulxArtistx: Ungh… What the hell…?
xGracefulxArtistx: HOLY SHIT I'M BLEEDING!
.darkness: Before any of you say anything, no, Marluxia didn't stab her. Xion would've seen it if he did.
: What's up with your faith in Xion, Rox?
xislandxprincessx: you aren't suggesting—?!
: Oh, yes, I am.
xislandxprincessx: you idiot, xion and roxas aren't like that!
: that's what you say, anyway…
xsilentxsorrowx: I feel rather insulted by this whole matter.
keyblademaster: omg xion!! (glomp) plz tlel me ur not gonna dye!!
xsilentxsorrowx: 'Dye'—don't you mean 'die'?
keyblademaster: … yes?
xsilentxsorrowx: Okay, that's it. Sora's a freaking imbecile.
.darkness: Glad you agree.
: Sora also can't spell.
.darkness: True, true.