Twilight Retarded Edition
Bella: Hey Edward!
Edward: Hello Love how are you?
Bella: I'm great now that you're here!
James pops out from no where
James: I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!
James: I ran out of options.
Edward: Okay then.
James: Want to grab a mountain lion or two?
James and Edward skip off into the sunset holding hands and squealing like little girls.
Bella: Hi Rosalie
Rosalie: Hello Bella
Bella: Your Pretty
Rosalie: I know
Bella: STUCK UP BITCH!
Rosalie: WHAT DID U JUST SAY TO ME?!?!?!?!?!?!
Bella: wow you really are a dumb blonde…ME. BELLA. SAY. THAT. YOU. ROSALIE. HALE. IS. A. STUCK. UP. B-
Rosalie bitch slaps Bella.
Bella: OH NO U DI- INT!
Rosalie and Bella roll around the floor pulling each others hair out and bitch slapping each other (Rosalie of course slaps and pulls her hair out very softly but to Bella it still hurts)
Jasper: Should we stop them?
Emmett: HELL NO!
Edward comes in room
Edward runs and gets holy water
Edward throws holy water on Rosalie and Bella
Rosalie: um that did nothing.
Bella: IM MELTING! IM MELTING!!!
Edward: Heh, didn't see that one coming
While Bella is twitching on the floor melting…everyone eases out the room suspiciously. (hehe :D)