FAMEINFAMY

I am Jack Sparrow.

I, a mere unwashed, permanently inebriated, disgraceful pirate, will be a demigod.

Future generations will sing my praises, proudly trumpet my countless glorious victories.

I defeated the sea devil.

I am captain of the Black Pearl.

I, more or less, singlehandedly brought the East India Trading Company to its knees.

In the end, it doesn't matter if I achieve immortality. Let lesser mortals make their mark on the world through eternal life! My mark will be in people's minds. That's where true power lies. Dead or alive, I will live on through centuries and millennia.

I am Jack Sparrow.

I will forever live in infamy.