Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon: Reloaded

By: Sokai

Disclaimer: I, Sokai, do not claim ownership to the workings of W.I.T.C.H. -- I leave that honor up to Elisabetta Gnone. Nor do I own one of Takeuchi Naoko's most beloved manga/anime/live action series, "Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon." However, I can and DO claim to own this story and its inspired ideas FROM said series.

Note: Well, well, well. Lookit who's returned with yet ANOTHER new ficcie for you kiddies (and by kiddies, I do include the adults, as well HeHe) to check out? I know. I'm insane. LoL But what can I say? I love to write, and my mind loves to dream up new concoctions for yooze to perhaps gobble up. I doubt you shall for this one, but you never know. LoL

So, here's the thing. I'm out to lunch with my sister a week or so ago, and for whatever reason, Sailormoon pops into my head. So we're remising, and I'm going on and on about how much I'll always adore that series, and how PGSM ("Pretty Guardian Sailormoon" – The live action version, for those who'd never heard of nor watched it, by the way) was just as good, etc (especially freaking Sawai-chan. I LOVE that adorable "Usagi!" HeHe). The next thing I know, my brain's focusing upon the two blondes, Sailormoon and Sailorvenus for SOME reason, and then just focused upon how the both of them are, again, blondes. THEN it went and focused upon, "Hmm . . . what other characters kinda look alike?" And thus, Cornelia and Elyon popped into my head, thereafter.

And the rest, I suppose, was history. Now I've got THIS freaking fic which won't let me alone until I at LEAST post this (crappy lol) prologue teaser or sorts, to sort of test the water and see if anyone will bite and be interested to see where this kinda sorta parody will/might go.

So, please, be kind, and keep in mind that, while it basically is the Sailormoon universe, I've thrust every last (appropriate) W.I.T.C.H. character I could think of within its place (hence, it being essentially a parody . . . but not one of those harpooning/make fun of you and purposefully be hokey parodies, though lol).

You'll see, damn it. LoL


This story/prologue (teaser) was created/written in April 2009.

Dear Diary,

I have to say, that even though fall is here again and thus, school is back in session, I'm actually looking forward to going back again tomorrow . . . even though this past, glorious three-day weekend (thanks to it being Columbus Day today) has already passed, and I have to take a stupid math quiz I am not looking forward to the next day.

It's because I, Elyon Cahya (I absolutely hate my middle name, by the way) Brown, am officially (and finally) a high school student! It's been a month since the school year has started, true, but it's honestly felt like just yesterday when I became a freshman.

Can you believe it? Me, in the ninth grade at last! And soon I'll be fifteen, too, once my birthday rolls around on Halloween! I am so going to try to convince my parents to let me throw a huge birthday/Halloween bash for all of my new fellow high school friends . . . well, once I make enough of them, anyway.

I've been dreaming of this, becoming a freshman, practically the entire scope of my existence! There's just always been something so . . . I don't know. Mystical, or mature about high school kids, that's had me in awe since I was a little girl.

Of course, I suppose it's because they are a bit more mature than those younger than they are, so that could be it.

But, still.

It's part of the reason why I've always also secretly idolized my older cousin, Kuēn, which is pronounced as "queen," she's that totally awesome.

Why couldn't I have her name as my middle name, instead?

Everything about her just oozes out "cool."

Her fashion sense.

Her interests and hobbies.

Her choice in friends.

Even each of the boyfriends she's had have always been so hip.

And even though she's in college now, Kuēn is still very much the "queen of cool," which is no surprise.

When I was growing up, I told myself that once I finally got to high school, myself, I, too, would definitely have the stylish, popular high school lifestyle, and with the perfect boyfriend, all like she seemed to have.

Granted, that hasn't exactly happened yet . . . but it is only a month into the semester.

Anything can happen, right?

Who, knows? Maybe tomorrow will be the start of something new and wonderful! A grand, exciting adventure, full of fun, friends, and even romance!

I could even maybe eventually rival my other all time favorite idol (besides my cousin, of course), Cornelia Hale! Now, she definitely has the perfect life, being a famous pop star and model, traveling all over the world -- And she's only around the same age as I am, too!

Ooh! Or, if not a life like Kuēn or Cornelia's, maybe something nearly as adventurous as the illustrious, although elusive Sailor V! She's sooo mysterious, but also very brave, the way she's always rescuing and defending the innocent, while fighting off the bad guys all on her own like that.


Which girl should I strive to be more like, though? If ever I was going to give myself a personality makeover of sorts, now would be the time, at the start of high school, where you're pretty much defined by everything you do or say.

Should I be like my "always with it" cousin, Kuēn, as originally planned . . . model (no pun intended) myself after the deliriously rich and famous Cornelia Hale . . . or, adapt the persona of the courageous and powerful Sailor V. . . .?

I have no clue!

But I do know one thing, though: It's getting late, and I still haven't finished studying for the math quiz tomorrow morning!

Wish me luck for a very smooth, successful day back to school, diary!

Yours Truly,

Elyon B.

-- End of Prologue Teaser

(A.N. I don't know what to really say about it. LoL Like I said, all of this had come to me last week or so, and I thought I'd give it a go, since apparently this last month or so was the month for new ideas. LoL I know it was short, and perhaps even slightly OOC, but you know what? This whole damned story would/will be OOC if I continued it, anyway. LoL She IS a freshie in high school, where most kids around that age are pretty optimistic in trying to make a new name for themselves, while also trying to come off a bit more mature and independent. She's no different. That, and I also wanted to put a tiny bit of Usagi into Elyon, but still maintain Elyon's overall and given personality, so that you, the reader, could in fact see both of them within this "new" Elyon I've dreamed up at the same time. I plan on doing the same to the rest of the gals involved later on, as well. So, yeah. It's Sailormoon, but still W.I.T.C.H. . . . yet . . . not. LoL It's reloaded, damn it!! LoL And I don't know if Elyon even has a middle name and, honestly, although I think she's all right and all, I don't really care. LoL So I just quickly gave her the name of "Cahya," which essentially means "light," in honor or reflection of her canon story background of being the "The Light of Meridian," etc. And since her first name basically means "the highest," as we all know, it flows and makes even more sense now to her canon self: "The highest light." LoL Oh, and also her made up cousin's name is just a tiny little shout out to her station as queen in the canon, as well, yep. But I just changed the spelling of it to make it and her cousin that much more "unique." LoL

Yeah, I dunno if I will continue this lil' crazy "project" of mine, but please stay tuned until I do/might, and perhaps even alert add it if you'd like. Thankies! Oh, and no, Elyon's having written within her apparent diary wasn't a tribute to or going to be like my "The Royal Guardian" fic, which is nothing BUT journal entries. I only did that, just this once, I might add, primarily because when/if you've ever read the actual/original Sailormoon manga, Usagi's usually narrating, telling about herself, her life and about her friends/family, etc. Even though it's just a quick intro and, as I said, honest narration to the audience more than anything else, it kinda also feels like a couple pages from her would-be diary to me. So, I'd simply done the same . . . kinda. LoL Okie, bye-ee! HeHe)