Title: Little Lord of the Home Teaser

Rating: T

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. They belong to J.K. Rowling and J.R.R. Tolkien, respectively.

Summary:HP/LoTR Crossover. Pre-Slash. Haldir/Harry. It is bath-time in Lothlorien for Prince Marcaunon. Why must Haldir always torture himself so?

Comment: "Marcaunon" is elvish for "Harry."
P.S. Harry is practically of age. We will see that later on.


"I need to take a bath," Harry stated. "I am all sweaty from training."

The slim Elf pouted cutely at his guard and teacher, batting huge emerald eyes.

"And what do you wish me to do about it, Marcaunon?" Haldir asked.

"Why, keep watch, of course!" the younger Elf explained. "I think someone was peeking on me last time!"

Haldir growled at the thought of another invading his little lord's privacy so. How dare they gaze upon his lithe, pale body! Why, if he found the voyeurs so bold as to…

"Haldir!" the dark-haired Elf snapped. "You are not paying attention to me. Will you keep guard over my bath?"

"Of course," Haldir replied smoothly, giving none of his inner turmoil away.

Though Haldir wanted to keep others away from his lord's bath, he did not know if he himself could resist a peek. He would be jealous of every water droplet to touch that smooth skin...

To be so close, to attempt to not look, and definitely not touch? It was always the sweetest torture.

"My, Haldir, you really are thinking heavy thoughts this afternoon," Harry commented.

The blonde Elf blushed brightly.

If only his little lord of the home knew exactly what he was thinking…

Haldir sometimes forgot that Harry could read minds like his mother.


Author's Note: I am writing a Haldir/Harry oneshot this weekend. This is just a teaser…let me know if you like it and if you want more!

The credit for this idea goes to Jukka. *claps*

She posted: "Haldir is such a... strict elf. It will be fun to see him break the rules, falling in love with - for example - the little prince of Lothlorien and trying desperately to hide his emotions with a mischevious Harry seducing him."

And I just took the idea and ran with it. So…post in my forums, and you too may see your ideas made into stories! *takes requests*