The Amazing Adventures of Donna, Joker, and Batman
*Random show tune*
Donna: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, we are...tonight's entertainment!
Joker: Hey, that's my line.
Bruce: It's not even evening. It's like, nine in the morning.
Donna: Oh hush. *waves at camera* Hey, crazy over obsessed fan fictions writers like myself! Welcome to our show!
Harvey: You guys have a show?!
Joker: This is evil. *grins* I think I'm going to enjoy this...
Bruce: Say, isn't that the pizza delivery guy?
Donna: You guys mind? Anyway, welcome to our show. For the rest of eternity, we will be entertaining you by having a bunch of adventures that will have nothing to do with anything.
Bruce: Translated, that means we will be traveling all over the world. *holds up wallet that contains plane tickets*
Joker: *pulls out lighter and sets money on fire*
Bruce: MONEY! MY BEAUTIFUL MONEY!
Joker: Also, we will be having several cameo experiences from several of our *cough* not so favorite characters.
Harvey: That's not what the script says!
Donna: Part of our adventures will include going on a cruise ship -
Bruce: That I own!
Donna: Going to the great forests of Amazon -
Joker: *mutters* That won't last long...
Donna: And visiting some of the greatest cities in history such as Dallas, Texas.
Bruce: I did not sign up for that.
Joker: I can't wait!
Harvey: As anyone seen my underwear?
Donna: So until then peoples, please let us know where you would like us to travel first.
Alfred: *hands piece of paper to Bruce*
Bruce: Oh yes, this fan fiction was inspired by OutcastToReality's amazing story! Please check it out!
Joker: Or I will burn Harvey's underwear.
Donna: You guys are so retarded.
*Camera blacks out*