AN: Have I mentioned I love you guys? Really, I do! I can't believe the amount of reviews I have for this story, I'm so happy :) And for that, you all can come get a free piggy back ride from Dr. Crane (if you're really nice, you might even get to ride on Mr. Po Po! How do you like that, kiddies?). So thank you once again. Now grab some popcorn, kick off your shoes, and enjoy the show! (BTW, did you guys know that Spiderman is considered incorrect spelling on Word Perfect? That's terrible!)
Olivia: *hiding behind restaurant* BWHAHA! I can command snow to fall in my story!
French Weatherman: You are a cruel woman, madam - I loose my job because of you. Therefore, I shall kill you now. *pulls out machine gun*
Olivia: *does ninja kick - pulls out 2010 Stapler* You can't destroy me, I created you!
Postcard: Paris, France
*Random Show Tune - Art Gallery*
Crane: *holding camera* I am the Master of Fear, the terror of Gotham. All that see me fall to their knees and beg for mercy, yet I will show them none. I am your worst nightmare. I am the monster you fear in dark. I am - SPIDER! Kill it, Mr. Po Po! Kill it!
Mr. Po Po: Moo.
Bruce: Hmmm...that was good. Just cut out the spider bit and I think you'll have a killer profile page for Villain On-Line Dating.
Random French Dude: Excuse, monsieur, but we do not allow baleines in our art gallery.
Rachel: What on earth is a baleine?
Bruce: Maybe it's French for Freakishly Gigantic Jelly Bean.
Crane: Don't listen, Mr. Po Po - It's lies! All lies!
Superman: *crashes through roof* Quick, Bruce! We must stop Luthor from his evil plan of killing me with Kryptonite air freshener and then taking over the world to create a giant donut at once!
Bruce: Didn't you do all that last week?
Superman: No, no, no. Last week he was trying to kill me with those little hotel chocolates that had Kryptonite hidden inside. Luckily for me, my X Ray vision saved me! Not to mention he was trying to take over all the local candy shops, not the world.
Alfred: Have you ever thought of actually getting rid of the guy, sir?
Superman: He does get on my nerves...
Bruce: Welp, everyone knows our number one rule, but that doesn't mean that we can't get other people to do it!
Rachel: Wait, you guys mean you're going to hire a guy to kill for you? Isn't that the same -
*Superman pokes her unconscious*
Bruce: Hey, Crane! Luthor ABUSES whales - for fun.
Luthor: Yo, what's up hommies? Crane, my main man, how you hangin'?
Crane: .... care to see my mask? *sprays Luthor with toxin*
Superman: Hey, your plan worked - Thanks, Bruce! *flies away*
Rachel: Well that was interesting. Come on, Mr. Po Po, teleport us to the Eiffel Tower.
Mr. Po Po: 'K. *teleports them to Eiffel Tower*
Alfred: Oh dear. I believe your whale has suffocate a group of girl scouts, sir.
Bruce: *gasp* SAVE THE COOKIES!
Crane: Mr. Po Po, move to the left. Now to the right. No, not to the left. I said right. Right. THAT'S TOO FAR!
Random Tourist: Check it out. The Eiffel's tipping over. Sweet. Honey, take a picture of me before the tower crashes.
Rachel: Quick! This is a job for -
Bruce: *pulls on suit* BATMAN!
Rachel: Actually, I was going to say Spiderman, but okay.
Spiderman: Did someone call my name?
Alfred: Indeed, we did, sir. As you can see, the weight of that fat piece of blubber is causing the tower to fall over.
Crane: Mr. Po Po is not fat!
Alfred: So if you could kindly save us since my Master is too busy pulling on his tights.
Spiderman: Well, this is going to be a tough job, but with both Batman's powers and mine, we can stop it!
Bruce: Powers? What powers?
Spiderman: Ready, Batman? Let's do this! *jumps off the tower*
Bruce: B-b-but - !
*five minutes later*
Rachel: *palm face* This is embarrassing. Alfred, could you do something?
Alfred: I could dress up like Katy Perry and sing for you. *poofs into wedding dress*
Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
Crane: Oh, oh! Pick me! *dresses up - puts dress on Mr. Po Po*
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
Rachel: ENOUGH! STOP IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *dies*
Mr. Po Po: Moo.
Spiderman: YAY! We saved the day!
Bruce: *collapses from exhaustion* Hey, I'm kinda hungry. Let's go to a drive thru!
*everyone get into the Tumbler - Mr. Po Po is duct taped on top*
Crane: What doesthis button do?
Bruce: Milkshake maker.
Rachel: And this one?
Bruce: Time machine.
Alfred: How about that big one?
Bruce: That's the horn.
Crane: This car is boring.
Mr. Po Po: Moo. *sprouts wings - lifts Tumbler into sky*
Crane: Mr. Po Po, what is the meaning of this?
Alfred: I believe there is an incoming call, Master Bruce.
Bruce: Who on earth would be calling me?
Donna: *from phone* Bruce Wayne, if you don't get away from these morons, I swear I'll dye your hair pink!
Joker: Now, now, Donny -
Donna: Don't you Donny me! Harvey, if you get the wrong tickets again, I'll kill you. SAVE ME, BRUCE!
Bruce: Sorry, kinda busy. Talk to you later, bye!
Rachel: Well, this has been a great vacation *grins*
Alfred: Thank you for joining for this episode of Amazing Adventures. Please join us next time!
Rachel: Oh dear. I forgot to buy Harvey his underwear...
*camera flicks off*
Alterative Scene (Original Script)
Rachel: You know, we could have very easily gotten a taxi.
Crane: Don't be silly. By not using a taxi, we are helping making the world a better place for whales.
Bruce: Which is why you've been screaming, "Don't abuse whales!" while riding around on Mr. Po Po for the past four hours.
Crane: Oh, please, Mr. Po Po need his exercise.
Mr. Po Po: Moo.
Rachel: Say, isn't that Lex Luthor?
Luthor: Yo, what's up my gansta hommies? Crane, my main man, how you hangin'?
*Crane and Luthor do an official Evil Villain Handshake*
Crane: Hey, isn't that Superman?
Bruce: Oh, great, not him.
Superman: HEY BRUCY!
Superman: I'M SO WONDERFUL AND I'M GOING TO GO SAVE THE WORLD FROM LUTHER AGAIN BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY VILLAIN I HAVE BECAUSE I'M TOO STUPID TO HAVE ANOTHER ONE! I'M SO COOL, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH!
Crane: 0_0 Why are you wearing your underwear over your tights? I thought only Harvey did that.
Superman: BECAUSE I'M SO WONDER THAT'S WHY! HA HA! I'M WONDERFUL!
Bruce: That's nice.
Luther: Yo, my tight wearing hommie!
Superman: OMG, IT'S HIM! I HAVE TO STOP HIM BECAUSE I'M SUPERMAN AND I DO THAT! I'M SO COOL AND PERFECT!