A/N: Okay, I've been on this site for...how long? Oh yeah. Three days. I didn't think I was here to write anything, but then this plot bunny just hopped into my head. And thus, I had to write it down. This is the prologue, short and sweet. My chapters won't be that long, but I really don't know.

Disclaimer: I do not, and will not own iCarly. *sob*

Freddie POV

There's no way this will work. I glanced at the brunette beside me, who had turned from angel to demon in a matter of minutes, after I had confessed a deep secret to her. I had just found out how wicked her ways of persuation were.

"This isn't going to work," I mumbled, my voice muffled. My face was currently smothered by my arms, which were resting on the Groovy Smoothie's atrociously neon tables.

"Of course it will work, Freddie! I'm a girl. I know things."

Hey. It's me, Freddie. You know, iCarly's technical producer? Yes, hello there. It's been five months since...it. Since it took over my world. My sanity.

You know what I'm talking about, right?

That...unplanned contact of a female's skin that covers her teeth to a male's skin that covers his teeth?

When a man and a woman—

God, we kissed, okay?!

We kissed.

Just thinking those words send tingles down my back. I have yet to figure out if they are from happiness or fear.

Okay. Let me just tell you.

I am in love with Sam Puckett, devil's advocate. Sometimes it's so tiring, pining after a girl, that I just want to tell her I love her.

Then reality hits me. No, really, it does. Or, rather, Sam hits me, and I continue to wonder on how I ever fell in love with such a devious and rude girl. Then, of course, I realize that she is the most beautiful, radiant, amazing person ever to grace the earth.

"Hello...Freddie?" Carly giggles and waves her hands in front of me. I snap out of my dream-state and stare at her, mind blank.

"Huh...erm...sorry, what were you saying?" Carly just rolled her eyes and continued.

"So. This is the plan." She lowered her voice; we didn't want anyone hearing us. She then hesitated. "It's going to be dangerous."

I gulped. "How so?"

"You've got to make a bet with Sam," she said bluntly.

My eyes widened and I shook my head frantically. "No. No way. I like my body, I don't exactly want to be in bloody little shreds."

Carly sighed. "But it's the only way you two will fall in love."

I reluctantly stuck out my lip and pondered my answer.

So...*cringe* How is it? Awful? Horrible? Should I just stop?

Oh yeah, PLEASE review, 'cause I really wanna know! Also, are the characters IN character? Are they OOC?

Pray tell. :D