The First Cut

"Come on, please! Just stay still for a minute! "

"No, it's not fair, it hurts."

"Don't be a baby, you know it doesn't hurt."

"Does too."

"Don't be ridiculous. Just sit still, it won't hurt, it'll only take a minute."

"It's not fair, I'm not in the freakin' army."

"Dude, look it's almost down to your chin."

"So what's the problem? Why can't I just keep it like this?"

"Cause dad said, and you look like a girl."


"Do too."

"Shut up, leave me alone."

"You whinge like a girl too."

"Bite me!"

"Get back on the chair."