AN: THIS IS A CRACK!!! IF YOU DON"T LIKE OC CHARACTERS OR MAKING FUN OF BLEACH LEAVE NOW!!!
Chapter II: yeah, what I said last time…..kind of true now.
AND NOW we switch over to Renji, Rukia, and Chad as they are about to kick Yammy's ass.
" We may be the most useless characters besides Orhime Chad, but we can take this guy, he is the weakest Espada." Renji said gleefully.
Chad just stared blankly into space.
Yammy laughed out right. "FOOLS I
HAVE!!!! SUPER ULTRA PLOT POWERS!!!"
And suddenly, Yammy became the size of Barak Obama's Ego. Which means he as big as a skyscraper, maybe a bit more.
And to make things worse, the 10 on his shoulder turned into a 0, causing Yammy can't do math.
And the creator of the first chapter now is dying since Yammy is now the strongest Espada. Seriously, who expected that?
" YOU SHALL NEVER WIN!!" Yammy yelled as he smashed his fist into Renji, Rukia, and Chad.
Renji hit a wall and passed out. Chad started blankly into space as he impacted the ground. Rukia just sort of disappeared, since the creator likes her too much to write her getting hurt.
And with that done with, we go back to the fake Kakarou town, where the three top Espada are doing AWESOME!!!
Ok, not really, but still.
"You cannot defeat me Ice dragon." Halibel said, as she releases her sword, turning back into a sex idol for all those weird fans out there. Mr. Almost as Godmoded as Ichigo just laughed.
"Please, like cleavage will defeat me. My luitenant has trained me up to were I'm immune to the power of boobies."
"well, then I just have to cut you in half." And halibel promptly cut Hitsugaya in half, who promptly reformed somewhere else.
"HA YOUR OPENNING ATTACK HAS NO EFFECT!! I HAVE A MANBYUAKRIGAN!!!(a Mangeku Sharingan and Byakugan combined)
"HACKS!!!" Halibel said, before promptly dieing from the sheer awesomeness.
"MUHAHHHA!" Hitsugaya said as he did a little dance.
And then we go on to Barragan, who is fighting Mrs. Lesbian Paired Soi Fon.
"YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME FOR I HAVE CONTROL OF AGE " the old fart says as he ages Soi Fon's arm away.
"FUCK!!!" Soi Fon says as she cuts off her arm. "BANKAI!!" she says as she releases her bankai. "DIE" she says as she shoots her super mega awesome fun laser at barragan. But the laser has no effect, since Barragan has hacks.
"HA YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT ME!!!"
Then the Vizard guy shows up and is like "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!" and Barragan is like.
"INFORMAL INTRODUCTIONS! THERE MY ONE WEAKNESS!!!" and promptly implodies.
And finally we get to Stark, who is kicking ass and chewing bubble gum. That is until Shunsui is like, "I WILL ACTUALLY USE MY POWERS OF MY SHIKA!!!"
And the Bleach Fan Base dies from the shear originality and awesomeness that is Shunsui's Shika's powers.
And Stark dies because he sucks compared to Shunsui.
Oh, and the vizards sort of did something. Besides call upon the dead Ichigo to come to their rescue. Which did not resurrect him. Too bad.
And to end it all……………………………………
Aizen eats a turkey sandwich with me.
THE END UNTIL I CAN MAKE FUN OF SOMETHING ELSE!!!
AN: yes, it was written in 20 minutes and makes less since than the first one. SOO SUE ME!!!