If this makes absolutely no sense.... do a google search for "Kenya has lions", go to the first entry (the address should have 'weebls' in it), and welcome the memetic infection

Who eats the lions?
Only the Cullens
Visit the Cullens, they eat lions.

Who eats the tigers?
Only the Cullens
Visit the Cullens.
Eat lions and tigers only with Cullens.

Forget Aro, and other Volturi.
Cullens, oh Cullens.
Yummy giraffe snacks
Munch on zebra

Cullens, Cullens, Cullens
Cullens, visit the Cullens
Cullens, believe it.


I am now seeking out a cavern deep enough to hide in :)