I wrote this story the second I noticed that there was a category for Pong. It took all of three minutes to write.

EDIT: Wait a minute, there's a category for Pong, but not for Pac-Man?

EDIT 2: Looks like someone read this and added a category for Pac-Man. =D

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A dot bounced across the screen. Then it hit the line on the other side of the screen and bounced back to the left side. Then the dot hit the line on the right side of the screen and bounced to the other side again. Then it hit the right side. Then it hit the left side. Then it hit the right side. Then it hit the left side. Then it went clear past the line on the right side.

The line on the right side then threw down his...whatever he's hitting the dot with and started yelling and swearing at the line on the left side and accusing him of cheating. Then the referee got involved and told him that the left line wasn't cheating.

So then they started playing again. The dot bounced from the left side. Then the dot bounced from the right side. Then the left side. Then the right side. Then the left side. Then the right side. Then the line on the left side started to scratch his nose and the dot flew past him. So then while the line on the right side was gloating, the line on the left side got out a baseball bat and beat the line on the right side to death. So then they had to replace both the lines, because the right line was dead and the left line was fleeing to Europe to avoid prosecution.

Then the two new lines continued the game from where the previous lines did. So the dot went from the left side to the right side. Then from the right side to the left side. Then the left side to the right side. Then all of a sudden, the dot stopped in the middle of the screen because he was sick of being bitch-slapped back and forth across the screen. So then he went on strike with all the other dots until the lines finally agreed to their terms and they all got raises and more vacation time.

So this game continues for several more hours until finally the left line won and the right line cried for the rest of eternity. Congratulations, you just lost The Game. The end.