Toadette's Thousand Tales

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ...Yeah, I obviously had to 'cheat' in order to make the Thousand Tales thing work. So instead of literally a thousand chapters, you'll figuratively get a thousand chapters instead. ...You'll see.

Disclaimer: Toadette and all of her cuteness belong to Nintendo. Now go find someone else to pester, you... young whippersnappers!

Toadette has a lot of tales for her to show of all to your folks. Alas, many were small, others were quite right, but few were big.

And amongst them were her many misadventures... and every day tibbits. Join her, won't you?

Toadette's stomach growled as she sighed, both of her hands on her rumbliny belly. "Golly, am I hungry..."

"You're always hungry, my girl," Toadsworth stated as he and she were walking through the Cloudtop Cruise, with various multicolored Toads racing through the racecourse on the white puffy clouds. Toadsworth and Toadette were racing on the small wooden plants right next to the clouds. "Why don't you just take it easy and appreciate the beauty of this place?"

"I do appreciate it, but I can't help it if my tummy rumbles," Toadette remarked as she looked back at her growling stomach, nodding her head. She then fell through a hole that she couldn't see on the plank.

Toadette and Dry Bowser watched the various different airplanes coming into the Sunshine Airport, with Toadette farting a cute little poot as she giggled, Dry Bowser glaring at her, the two sitting on the rooftop of the airport terminal.

"Must you?" Dry Bowser groaned as he folded his boney arms together.

"Hey, everyone farts!" Toadette remarked as she held down her pink dress. "Well, everyone with organic material."

Dry Bowser just shook his head at the mushroom girl. "I've met plenty of organisms with organs, and they don't have any flatulence problem at all."

Toadette farted a trombone toot as she sighed of relief, fanning the air with her right hand. "Well, I would love to see them try to hold in the farts I have! Don't let my cute size fool you!" Her eyes widened as she released a tuba toot, feeling a bit messier in her underwear. "And... I'm gonna need a new diaper."

"I'm out." Dry Bowser stated as he left Toadette, going off to do something stupid.

Toadette burped as she and Petey Piranha were drinking as much fresh water at the Dolphin Shoals, with the various dolphins all watching as they were impressed at how much the two were drinking.

"Man, look at those two go!" One green colored dolphin stated as he chirped dolphin noises.

"I wonder how they get their enthusiasm to drink," Another, yellow colored dolphin remarked, bouncing up and down and all around.

Another typical quiet day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Toadette was sitting in a pink throne chair. She yawned. Really loudly.

"Geeze, what does it take to get good entertainment?" The little humanoid mushroom girl pouted as she looked at her right arm, which had a Mario wristwatch. Suddenly, as if on cue, four classic Mario characters rolled right up to her, all introducing themselves in order.

"Red-Shelled Koopa Troopa!"

"Chain Chomp!"

"Red Toad! ...Should I even call myself that-" SMACK! "Owwww!"

"Piranha Plant!"

The four all saluted, proclaiming loudly, "We're ready to move out and transform, Princess Toadette!"

"Please..." Toadette rolled her eyes as she sighed, "Just call me Toadette."

"Yes... Madam Toadette," Chain Chomp stated with gratitude as he smiled, while Toadette moaned and shook her head.

The red Toad rubbed the back of his head, glancing to his fellow patrons before looking up at Toadette. "So, umm, anything you need us for, oh fair lady?" He asked in a kind mannered voice.

Toadette just gave the four characters a glaring glance for twelve seconds.


"..." Her stomach starting to growl, Toadette sighed as she motioned the four to, "Go fetch me something to eat, I'm starvin' here."

"YES, MADAM TOADETTE!" The four characters proclaimed as they turned around and headed to the kitchen, with the Piranha Plant using his newly installed metallic boots built right into his green-colored warp pipe to move.

Toadette folded her arms, grumbling to herself as quietly as possible, "Man, what a jip. I get in one little fight, and ol' Toadsworth got so scared, he threatened to send me straight to Bel Air, but was smart enough to just banish me here..." She moaned as she looked around her throne room, "But did he have to make me into a princess, for crying out loud!?"

"Yes, I did actually." Toadsworth stated as he appeared behind Toadette, scaring her.

"EEP!' Toadette yelped as she held onto the chandelier, glaring at the old man. "Do you have to do that every time?"

"Honestly, yes, because it seems that you don't take this very seriously." Toadsworth responded as he faced Toadette. "Now get down from there."

As Toadette sighed and began to slowly make her way off, she was smacked in the face by a boomeranging bone, causing her to fall on her back as she groaned in pain. Toadsworth gasped in shock as Dry Bowser emerged from the hallway, grabbing the rotating bone.

"I will never get tired of doing that." Dry Bowser responded with a smirk as he placed the bone back into his skeletal body.

Toadsworth sighed as he moved his right hand around, facing Dry Bowser. "Must you do that every time, you miserable pile of bones?"

"...Perhaps." Dry Bowser stated, glancing to the right to see Birdo and Petey Piranha kissing each other. He rolled his eyes, placing his boney hands on his skeletal hips. "Get a room, you two!"

Birdo and Petey Piranha glanced at Dry Bowser as they looked at each other, shrugging as they kept on kissing, with Dry Bowser and Toadsworth watching, disappointed. Toadette moaned weakly as she still felt hungry, too weak to get back up.