Oh, there's chatty clerks

Yackin mallrats too

So much talking around you

But you just keep quiet and puff that smoke of yours

You've been a comic book hero

A Felix the Cat hat-wearing zero

You've even helped us win some holy wars

Cheer up, Silent Bob

Your best friend Jay's a slob

And a small time drug dealer

In front of the Quick Stop

Cheer up, Silent Bob

Your best friend's such a slob

And he's a small time drug dealer

In front of the Quick Stop

Oh life is nice

In many ways

You always seem to save the day

The Golgothan's not as bad as he seems

Keep your Jedi mind intact

I know that some day you'll strike back

So keep on chasing Amy and your dreams

Cheer up, Silent Bob

Your best friend Jay's a slob

And a small time drug dealer

In front of the Quick Stop

Cheer up, Silent Bob

Your best friend's such a slob

And he's a small time drug dealer

In front of the Quick Stop