Chapter 6-Ending

Hey! Oh Shiva I'm in a good mood today. Why? 'Cause this is the last chapter! Finally! And now all I can do is hope I milked some Gil from this crappo book.

What to say, what to say...

Well, hope you liked my Guide! See ya's! Wait, that's too short eh? Okay, how about we start over.

Hey! Oh Shiva I'm in a good mood today. Why? 'Cause this is the last chapter! Finally! And now all I can do is hope I milked some Gil from this crappo book.

We've gone through the whole alphabet of chick scoring (I should hope). From approachability (if that's even a word) to z...z...zoko...zu z...zumber...zombie...z...z...zumthing...-Uh, you get it-I've said it all. Your chick scoring vocabulary should have expanded a lot by now, and if it hasn't, then I suggest (woohoo, go the lists!):

---Reading this Guide over and over again until it becomes a part of your brain.

---Going upstairs and asking your mama for some advice.

---Giving up and admitting to failure with the female populace.

---Turning gay.

---Dialing Cloud's number (0309277368 if you're interested).

Aaand yeah. That's about all I can do for ya.

Hmph. Well I don't got anythin' else to say...Wait, oh yes, yes yes yes!!! Guess what!? I'm so awesome! I finally learned how to spell 'the word'. Ready, ready?!

I-n-t-e-l-l-e-c-t-u-a-l

ZOMS (S for Shiva) how awesome am I?!?!?! I'm a pro speller! Like, uber pro man! I can spell loads! Literally!

L-o-a-d-s

See?! Too good for you! I can spell anything and everything!

A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g a-n-d e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g

Hehe.

Okay I'm bored.

Let's talk about my story, how about that? I've got the ending all ready to go now. Oner saves the day, of course, with the help of his trusty sidekick Edur.

Afit, the hottest girl in Ragdim (this is starting to sound really Middle Eastern now), spots Oner getting a cat down from a tree for a little girl called Enelram. She's seen him around the place heaps, doing everyday stuff, like you know, doing pro tricks on his arch nemesis Duolc's motorbike, Rirnef, and one-shotting Roetem, but now she really has the hots for him.

And then Oner's girlfriend, Anele, finds out that Afit was sleeping with him, and then Anele gets into a bitch fight with her. And then Oner one-shots both of them and gets together with Htirea, the innocent Artec girl. Edur gets left alone, but you know, he's a tough guy, he can handle it.

Oh yeah, and then it ends, and then this awesome theme song comes on and there's this picture of me-I mean, Oner-doin' the sexyback dance.

It exists from now, Elena. Don't ruin the ending.

The end.

It sure seemed to take its time.