Sorry, I know I haven't updated in so long and I can't really blame anyone but myself. But now, summer vacation has begun, so expect more chapters. Really sorry by the way...:( Hope you forgive me!

Summary: Artemis Fowl is THE president of Fowl Incorporated. Unfortunately, Domovoi Butler, his best friend and bodyguard, has suggested a bad idea and going with it. Too bad he won't tell little Arty anything. But one thing: Phase 1, getting a secretary.

Disclaimer: If I owned Artemis Fowl, Arty and Holly would be past being friends…;).

Need a Life, Much?

Chapter 2

The two stared at each other for what seemed like 1 minute to them, but was actually quite long. It was around 50 seconds that Artemis realized something. Athena could have stopped Ms. Short but Athena, being like her, must have let her go. She was in with Domovoi and Juliet for sure.

And then around 1 minute and 1 second, Holly snapped out of her trance to realize 2 not-so-pleasant, irritating (in her point of view) points. Number 1, Artemis was pretty hot, and Number 2, they looked like they got surgery or something to get one of each eye, which meant that they looked like they were in LOVE.

So around 1 minute and 11 seconds, Holly broke the silence.

"WHY THE HECK DO YOU TAKE SO LONG?" she yelled, so loud that people in the lobby (which was 26 floors down) could probably hear her, loud and clear. "YOU MAKE ME SO MAD! RICH PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHERS, WHO NEED JOBS, MAKE ME SO PISSED!"

All Artemis could do was raise an eyebrow in reply. I must agree; it's quite hard to make a snappy comeback to that.

"I do care. But just so you know, some people that I've interviewed are not so 'nice'. Take Minerva Parazido for example. She was quite the scary kind." Artemis sighed.

"Oh, Ms. Plastic Blonde? Yeah, us down there didn't really like her, if you know what I mean." Holly replied, her voice even and calm. "She's such a snob. She kept on bragging about her money and perms and, you know, everything."

Artemis let out a small chuckle. Surprising for him and for Holly. Artemis Fowl was known for showing little emotion. This was not good. Holly was changing him, ALREADY.

"Well, since you're here, would you like to do your interview?" Artemis asked kindly, the traces of his chuckle still on his face.

In return, Holly stared wide-eyed and gaped. She didn't expect him to interview her. After all, she barged in on his 'tea time'.

"I'll take that as a yes. Would you like any tea?"

I know this was a short chapter, even after I said i was gonna upload more. SORRY!!


-Zanachan101 :)