Disclaimer: I don't own South Park or any thing from South Park. I don't own any Christmas carols either.



Mutant Turkeys

(sung to deck the halls)

Mutant Turkeys are out killing

(fa la la la la la lala)

It is Kenny's blood they're spilling

(fa la la la la la la la)

Then they took the poor kid's eyeball

(Fa la la la la la la la)

Then poor Kenny took a fall

(Fa la la la la la la la)

Once he lit his fart on fire

(Fa la la la la la la la)

And it caused him to expire

(Fa la la la la la la la)

Cartman watched him burn to ashes

(Fa la la la la la la la)

He should not have played with matches

(Fa la la la la la la la)

Jingle Bells

(sung to tune of Jingle bells, duh)

There's this poor kid in South Park

Who wears an orange hood

And small 8 year old

He hasn't got it good

We don't know what he says

On every show he dies

But we've gotten used to it and so no one cries!

Oh, jingle bells

Kenny smells

That's because he's dead

An satellite fell from space

And smashed his hooded head

Oh Cheesy Poofs

(sung to O Christmas tree)

O Cheesy Poofs

O Snackey Smores

You are so delicious

O Cheesy Poofs

O Snackey Smores

I know you're not nutritious

O Cheesy Poofs I hope you last

And pot-pies too, you both kick ass

O Cheesy Poofs

O Snackey Smores

You are so delicious