BONUS! My friend Aya wrote a song about RENO THE RED HAIRED TURKEY! and she would like me to post it! Here you go, Aya-chan!

Reno the red haired turkey,

Had a very shiny car,

And if you ever saw it,

You were probably near a bar!

Tseng and Rude and Elena,

Wondered how he got his dames,

They thought he drank too many,

To play at any bedroom games!

Then one drunken Christmas Eve,

Santa came to say,

Reno with your hair so red,

Won't you help me guide my sled!

That's how Elena found them,

Wrapped around a maple tree,

Reno you red haired turkey,

You're a drunken SOB!

(You're a drunken essss-oooooh-beeee!)