Pavi and Amber were at the dinner table. Amber was eating her favorite dish: soup. She liked dying it blue…for obvious reasons. Pavi ate a salad, still concerned about his wait.

I don't-a want to become-a a fatty like-a my fratello.

The infamous sound echoed down the hallway.

"BLARGH."

"…"

"…"

"BLARGH."

"…"

"…"

"HOLY SHIT. IT'S FUCKING GREEN!"

"…"

"…"

"OH MY FUCKING GOD! YOU GUYS HAVE TO FUCKING COME SEE THIS!"

"…"

"…"

"BRING A CAMERA!"

"LUIGI, SHUT-A THE FUCK-A UP."

NOTE

Thanks so much for sticking with me through this brother bashing farce! The barfing motif is labored, I realize. But still, I just couldn't resist. Anyway, please do not attempt the stunts Luigi and Pavi performed at home (unless you video tape it and send it to me. I would love you for that one.). They are professionals and can easily replace their organs. You, however, live in Neanderthal times where you can't just randomly get new organs. So…DON'T DO IT!! Bye bye!

~Aqua