Warning: Sasuke's OCCness. Author insertion? Agh.

Now sit back and relax from all the angstyness and let's all watch (read?):

"The N/G* Scenes From 'Broken'"

(*not good)


Scene 1

-Can You Keep a Promise-

The Script:

Naruto: Sasuke?

Sasuke: Hm?

Naruto: Can you keep a promise?

Sasuke: No.

Naruto: Eh? Why not teme?

Sasuke: I said no baka. You'd probably end up disappointed. No time to pity you.

Naruto: Bastard! And just how sure are you I'd end up 'disappointed', huh?!

Sasuke: Because… I would promise you everything there is, dobe.

The Take:

Director: Aaaaand Action!

"Sasuke?"

"Hm?"

"Can you keep a promise?"

"I will if you have sex with me."

Director: CUUUUTTTT! That's not the line!

"What? Never heard of adlibbing?"


Scene 2

-Say Something-

The Script:

Naruto:"Say something teme."

Sasuke:"Hn. What?"

Naruto:"Wa~ Something longer!"

Sasuke:"Why?"

Naruto: I said something longer! I- I… don't know… Just- just say something… please.

The Take:

"Aaaaand Scene Two; Action!"

"Say something teme"

"Hn. What?"

"Wa~ Something longer!"

"…"

" …You want something really longer?"

"Cut, Cut, CUT! Just one more Sasuke and I'll make you pair up with Sakura this time!"

"Fuck."


Scene 3

-Atop The Valley-

The Script:

Naruto: You promised, Sasuke! You p-promised! You promised to stay! You said you wouldn't leave me!

Sasuke: And you're trying to prove your stupidity by actually believing that?

Narrator: And just like that… Sasuke was gone.

The Take:

"You promised, Sasuke! You p-promised! You promised to stay! You said you wouldn't leave me!"

*tilts his head up to Sasuke, tears running with occasional sniffing and all*

*Sasuke only stares and the staff are getting impatient*

Director: *whispers urgently* On with it Sasuke!

"Oh. Right. A- and…you're…*fidget* uhm…uh…"

Director: *whispers louder* Sasuke! The line, the line!

"I… you're…"

*finally breaks down*

"Oh my god, I just can't do it! I'm so sorry Narutoooo! I won't ever take a step away from the bedroom without you ever again! Please don't cry my kitsune!"

"Aw~ Sasuke… that's so sweet. *runs over to Sasuke and they hug*"

Director: …Please. Kill me now.


Scene 4

-Wounded Naruto-

The Script:

Sasuke: A whim, Naruto. Nothing but a meaningless act with little or no pity at all.

Naruto: Tche… Y-you…talk t- urhg…*sputters blood* t-too much… te…me…

Sasuke: You're a waste of time now

Naruto: You…ugh… s-said… You'd be…there, for… me…*more blood coughing*

Sasuke: *smirk* Another promise broken then.

The Take:

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU DO TO HIM?! TELL ME!"

"Sasuke, calm down-"

"CALM DOWN?! YOU'RE TELLING ME TO FUCKING CALM DOWN?! HE'S GOT BLOOD ON HIM YOU FUCKERS! BLOOD! DID YOU SEE HE WAS WOUNDED, HUH?! DID YA?! HE WAS WOUNDED! LET GO OF ME, DAMNIT!"

"It's just fake bloo-"

"WHERE'S NARUTO YOU DICKWADS?! WHERE DID YOU TAKE HIM?! YOU DARED TOUCH HIM, YOU FILTHY FUCKERS?! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL IF I DON'T SEE HIM THIS INSTANT! WHERE IS HE?! NARUTOOO!"

*continues to release fire and struggle against staff*


Scene 5

-Waiting At the Post Office-

The Script:

Sakura: Oh… Naruto! *runs over and hugs him*

*naruto starts crying*

The Take:

"Do I really have to hug him?"

Director: Yes, just a comforting, sisterly hug. Please, work with us; this is the tenth take and we can't spare anymore time, Miss Haruno.

"Oh… Okay."

*Sakura runs over and makes a move to hug Naruto- but she stops midstride, eyes wide and staring at something from afar*

Director: *sigh* Okay…

*looks behind him*

Director: Sasuke, first it's a knife, second a kunai, then a chainsaw; now it's a gun? For goodness sake, stop trying to murder Sakura. She's only acting.

"Fuck acting. *points gun to Sakura* Touch him and die, slut."

"Erm*gulp*… Mr. D-director? C-can we… c-cut this scene from the s-story?"


Scene 6

-Flashback on the Promise (part 1)-

The Script:

Naruto: Sasuke… I don't want to go… The villagers… they hate me.

Sasuke: Then you shouldn't care about them dobe. You mind those stupid people too much. You're going with me right? Me. Not them.

The Take:

"Okaaay… Action!"

"Sasuke…I… *sniff* *sniff*…"

Director: Naruto?

"I…*sniff* I can't do this… this one's too *hic*… personal."

Director: Oh, I'm sor-

*feels a sharinggan flare to life*

Director: S-sasuke-san?

"Did… you…"

*grabs his collar*

"… just make my Naruto cry?!"

*camera lens crack and a strangled scream is heard before the film blacks out*


Scene 7

Flashback on the Promise (part 2)-

The Script:

Sasuke: Then that's unfair. Promise me something too.

Naruto: What?

Sasuke: Hm…

Naruto: I said 'what?', teme…

Sasuke: Shut up, I'm thinking… Okay got it.

Naruto: What?

Sasuke: Promise to always love me.

Naruto: Of course I will Sasuke.

*and they kiss*

"I love you Naruto."

The Take:

"Aaaand…ACTION!"

"Then that's unfair. Promise me something too."

"What?"

"Hm…"

"I said 'what?', teme…"

"Shut up, I'm thinking… Okay got it."

"What?"

"Promise to…never die before I do."

Director: Hey, that's not-

"Wah…? That's pretty fucked up teme."

Director: I said that's no-

"You're only allowed to die when I can't save you, baka! Just promise it."

Director: …

Staff: Uhm… aren't you going to stop them, sir?

Director: …no. Let's… watch them for a while and see what happens.

"That doesn't make sense, Sas-"

*Sasuke cut's Naruto off by kissing him, then he breaks away and… smiles.*

"Hmp! Fine- I… promise I won't die."

*Naruto blushes and turns away*

*whisper* "Stupid demanding sweet teme…"

Director and Whole Staff: Awwww…

Director: That is so going in to the story!

"Hn. I'm a god, aren't I?"

"A stuck up god, you show-off."


Scene 8

-Naruto in the Hospital (part 1)-

The Script:

Naruto: Come closer, Sasuke…

Sasuke: Why?

Naruto: Just… come closer. Don't ask stupid questions teme.

*Sasuke leans in and Naruto gives him a peck on the lips*

*Sasuke opens his eyes to stare at Naruto*

Sasuke: Naru… I…

Naruto: I'm sorry… Sasuke…

The Take:

"Action!"

"Just… come closer. Don't ask stupid questions teme."

*Sasuke leans in and Naruto gives him a peck on the lips*

Director: Finally, I think they're going to get at least this one right.

*Three minutes pass… and Sasuke is still kissing Naruto*

Director: …

*Three more minutes*

Director: Uhm… I think that's enough, guys…

*Five more minutes and both boys start moaning*

Director: I said that's enough!

*more moans*

Director: OH MY GOD, TURN OFF THE CAMERA!


Scene 9

-Naruto in the Hospital (part 2)-

The Script: (Scene)

There lay Naruto; his body covered in bandages stained with blood, with only his face and hair exposed. A file of x-ray's stood in plain sight; showing every bone in his body as a broken mess.

But that's not what made his heart skip a beat; the pounding ramming straight to his throat. For once, Sasuke was the one who gaped.

Naruto's stomach…The seal was nowhere to be found…

And… neither was the part it had been written on.

Hollow. Horrifyingly hollow.

The Take:

"…"

Director: Sasuke, remember; inhale, exhale… inhale, exhale; okay?

"I-inhale… exhale… inhale… exhale…"

Director: Thaaat's it, Sasuke; keep it in mind- think positive, non-murderousthoughts, okay?

"P-positive thoughts… yeah, positive thoughts. Naruto is okay, it's not real… Naruto's okay, nothing's b-broken… nothing's broken, it's a fake x-ray… n-nothing's broken… He's perfectly fine, really fit and-"

*Naruto enters*

Director: Okay, Sasuke; remember to calm do-

"OH MY FUCKING GOD! NARUTO, WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO YOUR STOMACH?! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE?!"

"Uhm, Sasuke, I'm okay; I just-"

"NO! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!"

"Seriously, teme; I'm fine… I-"

*Sasuke gasps*

"I KNEW IT! YOU GUYS ARE FROM THE AKATSUKI AREN'T YOU?! YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL NARUTO, AREN'T YOU?! *turns to Naruto* OH, FUCK, IT REALLY IS HOLLOW! *turns back to staff* I'M GONNA KILL YOU AAAALL!"

Director: …*sigh* Please, take him again to quarantine.

Staff: Aye-aye boss.


Scene 10

-Naruto's Death-

The Script:

Naruto: Sorry… Sasuke… *heavy intake of breath* Guess I'll… have to break one promise, huh? But you never did… keep one of yours…did you…?

*Both stares at each other*

*Naruto closes his eyes and Sasuke follows*

Sasuke: *realizing the lack of heartbeat from the other* T-that… was…the only promise I… kept, Naruto.

*sobs*

The Take:

"Sorry… Sasuke… *heavy intake of breath* Guess I'll… have to break one promise, huh? But you never did… keep one of yours…did you…?"

*Both stares at each other*

"…"

*Naruto was about to close his eyes when-*

"Uh-uhm, w-wait a sec! Oh, yeah! I need to go to the bathroom!" *runs off*

Director: … Can't you remember that before we film?

Fourth Take:

"Sorry… Sasuke… *heavy intake of breath* Guess I'll… have to break one promise, huh? But you never did… keep one of yours…did you…?"

*Both stares at each other*

*Naruto starts to close his eyes-*

"WAIT! uhm… I-I… forgot to eat breakfast! I need to eat first!" *hastily leaves*

Director: What. The. Hell?!

Sixth Take:

"Sorry… Sasuke… *heavy intake of breath* Guess I'll… have to break one promise, huh? But you never did… keep one of yours…did you…?"

*Both stares at each other*

Director: Okay, now; close your eyes slowl-

"NOOO! I think I forgot to… to, uhm- brush my hair! Yeah, that's it! I forgot to brush my hair!" *zooms out*

Director: What the fuck is wrong with him this time?!

Eleventh Take:

"Sorry… Sasuke… *heavy intake of breath* Guess I'll… have to break one promise, huh? But you never did… keep one of yours…did you…?"

*Both stares at each other*

*suddenly*

"OH CRAP! Would you look at the time? It's, uhm- Naruto and Sasuke time! Gotta go now, we-"

Director: *sigh* Mr. Uchiha Sasuke. Please stop trying to delay the part where Naruto gets killed.

"B-but….BUT YOU CAN'T KILL HIM! YOU CAN'T! *sobs on Naruto's shoulder* YOU CAAAAN'T!"

Director: Can anyone please impersonate him? Were running out of films here.


fin


Sasuke: …

Naruto: Wow, you sure messed up a lot teme.

Sasuke: *opens the door*

Naruto: Eh? Where are you going Sasu?

Sasuke: Outside.

Naruto: With a your mangekyou sharinggan activated?

Sasuke: Oh, you know… Stroll down the road, possibly buy some tomatoes; torture, burn, skin alive, kill and bury the author of this fic… and maybe enjoy even a little bit of fresh air. Kinda stuffy in here.

Naruto: Oh, okay.

*Sasuke exits*

(let's all count together with Naruto's brain~!)

*One*

*Two*

*Three*

(-silence-)

Naruto: Oh my god, SASUKE!

*runs after the murderous Uchiha*

Well, that's about it folks. I just can't let this fic go without a tinge bit of humor now, can I? Comment on it please! I wonder if I can make a yaoi scene some time?

Uhm… I think I gotta go in hiding for a while until a certain someone calms dow-

"WHERE THE HELL IS THAT WRITER?!"

NOOO! HE'S NOT HERE AT THE MOMENT! Okay, everybody, I still love life and have the desire to be buried with my head still connected to my body- Got to go now, bye!

*zooms of in to oblivion*


Other Story Prev:

"—My Kind of Happiness—"

-Prologue-

Huff… huff…

Dark. It's so dark.

Running. Panting.

The tears, it won't stop.

No, ignore them. He needed to go faster.

Faster,

Faster…

Mud splattered everywhere.

The sound of thunder echoed across the pitch black sky.

Droplets of rain came, cascading down in harsh and fast rivulets.

It dripped, slowly, on the grim, sorrowful face.

Again, the sounds of splashing, wheezing. Panic.

There was heavy breathing as he ran, and ran… and ran…

Trembling fingers held on tightly to the hem of his white gown now deeply smudged with dirt.

Stained. Broken. Impure…

Tan fists reached up to clutch a heaving chest-

In complete parallelism with his throbbing heart.

Tears trickled down faster, along with the falling rain on his tan cheeks. He heard the starting of an engine not far away and another desperate sob escaped his trembling lips.

No… Please…

He ran faster.

Then, he tripped, bruising his arms and scratching his palms; but he didn't seem to care as he stumbled and stood up once again.

He tried to control his shaking knees, though it gave way as soon as he heard the roar of the black Volvo he knew all too well for comfort, almost a mile away.

Tears.

Pain.

Betrayal.

Deep blue eyes filled with hurt and confusion suddenly swirled with a sense of hatred.

Why…?

Why?

Why?!

"SASUKE!"

The desperate scream echoed throughout the numerous trees in the forest. He lowered his head in defeat, feeling once again; the hot, searing tears streaming down from his tightly shut eyelids.

Feeling.

Why did that sound so wrong? So painful?

He was tired. So tired…

So tired of feeling.

So tired of expecting.

So tired of it all.

He unconsciously clenched the grass from underneath his fingertips and tore the soil away; hot droplets of liquid that didn't come from the rain continued to water the scratched spot.

Who would've thought that it would all end like this?

That he, of all people, would end up like this?

Yet, something stirred inside him.

No…

He didn't want to know the answer.

And… he knew that he never would.

Again, the engine roared; this time, a faint sound rumbling from afar.

The church bells dinged.

The doves flew overhead.

And as the car crossed the church gates, a pair of dark onyx eyes looked back at the small kneeling figure from a mile away.

"Sasuke-kun, you okay?"

Worried green orbs searched the pale face. The other sighed and tore his gaze away from the scene.

No, his mind screamed. He wasn't.

And his heart thumped with the raw feeling of pain, sealing its agreement.

"Yes."

The pair of eyes closed. He needs this, he reminded himself.

Yes, badly; and it's all he's ever wanted…

Isn't it?

"Just drive faster so I can get away from here."

Oh, bad Sasuke!

What was that?

Wait for it then!


N/A: Was sort of discontinued... that story I mean. Maybe around summer during my OJT I can fix something up as an apology?