Naruto: Hearts Desire

By Sara T. Fontanini

(This is the first fic I had ever written. At the time it was written (around 2006-2007), I had not even HEARD of the Tsunade arc, let alone seen it, nor did I see the entire Chunin arc. That is why it's set in an alternate timeline.)

I'm going to go somewhere different with this one. Hint: It involves my favourite justu, the Sexy no Justu!

Also, This is an alternate timeline, of course. Sasuke doesn't turn into an evil asshole here, nor does the Hokage die.

But Naruto does train with Jiraiya.

Don't sue!


Naruto and Sasuke were in a secluded part of a nearby forest. No one knew they were here. No one actually came to

this part of the woods anyway. Perfect.

Now, the fact these two were here at all, together, is unusual. Naruto hated Sasuke with the heat of a thousand suns,

because Sasuke is pompous, arrogant and not a team player. And it had nothing to do with Sakura liking him. Not a bit.

Maybe just a little.

And Sasuke. He couldn't stand Naruto's foolishness. He was a loner, he didn't need anyone. But Naruto always butted

into matters that didn't concern him.

They shouldn't be in the same place of their own consent. But here they are.

"Tell me again why we're here?" Sasuke asked, rather irratably.

Naruto grinned his usual cheerful grin. "You sure have a bad memory, Sasuke. We're here so I can teach you the Sexy Jutsu!"

"And why did I agree to that?" Sasuke asked irritably. It was a rhetorical question.

"Because you're curious."

And that was true. At first, Sauke only dismissed Naruto's Sexy Jutsu as merely a lousy stupid trick.

But, as Naruto came to use it more, Sasuke couldn't help but acknowledge that it did have certain uses.

Hell, it even got Naruto some training with Jiraiya. And it was different from a regular transformation justu,

according to Naruto at least. Indeed, Sasuke was genuinely curious to see what it was like.

So, he asked Naruto to set this up.

"Sasuke, you ready?" Naruto sasked, a serious look on his face.

"I'm ready."

"Just remember what I told you."

"Yeah, yeah."

They were silent. For quite a while. A calm breeze blew on by. A squirrell stopped what it was doing, seeing what was

happening. Then....

"SEXY NO JUTSU!!!" They both yelled.

And a cloud covered both their bodies.

The clouds began to dissipate and were eventually gone altogether. It was done.

Sasuke and Naruto were now both very beautiful women.

And they were very naked.

"WAAAAH!", Sasuke-chan screamed, "You didn't say anything about being naked!"

Naruto-chan just laughed. "But I do it all the time! What did you expect to happen?"

Sasuke-chan immediately covered what she could with her hands.

"It's not funny, you jerk!" Sasuke yelled, angrily.

Naruto stopped laughing. "Sorry, Sasuke. But, you gotta admit, you sure are beautiful."

"Huh? Really?" Sasuke blushed. And then she wondered about why she was blushing.

"Believe it! You're really amazing Sasuke. I'm glad I was here to witness it."

Naruto got closer to Sasuke, so close she could hug her. And she did.

"Huh? Naruto!? What are are you doing!?" Sasuke blushed even deeper, her face beet red.

"I just wanted to feel your amazing body, Sasuke-chan! I wanted to know how your skin felt! How soft it was!"

"Naruto..." Sasuke murmered. She was too embarassed to say any more, or any louder.

Naruto let go of Sasuke and put her face level with Sasuke's. Sasuke could now get a real good view of Naruto's beautiful features.

"Sasuke, I've been wonderin' something lately..." Naruto began.

"Yes?" Sasuke's heart was thumping now. It hadn't beat so fast ever before.

"Well, ever since that....mishap....when we.....kissed, I've been wondering..."

"What? What is it?"

"Sasuke... Uh... I just wanna... tell you.... that.... uh...."

Sasuke unconciously moved closer.

"What are you trying to say?" She asked, though she felt she knew what it was the other was trying to say.


Naruto's lips then came upon Sasuke's. Sasuke was so astonished by this move that she actually pushed Naruto to the ground.

"W-what the hell!? You can't just do that, Naruto! We are guys, you know!"

"I..know... You don't think I wanted this, do you?" Naruto was starting tear up around the eyes. "We were always rivals.

We hated each other greatly. It was no secret. But, the more we fought together, the more my feelings grew. And I think it started the day I kissed you."


"When I realized this, I tried so hard to drive Sakura away. Her and anyone else who could take you away. I was selfish, I know, but I just wanted to have you to myself. No one else!!! Sasuke, I love you!!!" She was visibly crying now.

Sasuke lent down and put a caring hand on Naruto's shoulder.

"But, we're rivals. We may be on the same team, but we both want something. And we both see each other as obstacles. Sure, we get along better, but we still have a bit of a rivalry. You must be mistaken. You can't be in love with me, you just can't."

"Sasuke, don't push me away. You can't do this to me." Naruto lay into Sasuke's lap, bawling. Sasuke just held her,

unsure what to do.

"Naruto, why are you doing this? You didn't show any sign of saying this before."

"W-when I u-use the Sexy Jutsu, I become more sensitive, and less in control of my feelings. That's why I act so feminine.

"Naruto, are you saying you LIKE being a girl?" Sasuke asked, surprised.

"Don't you?"

Sasuke-chan though for a moment. Yes, she strangely found this form comfortable. But, she wouldn't like to be like this forever.

Or did she?

"I'm not sure, Naruto. But, please, stop crying."

"Why should I? You don't want me. I'm nothing more than a burden, an obstacle in your way."

"Don't say that Naruto. I was just startled, that's all. I actually like you, Naruto. You're quite cute."

"Really?" She looked up at sasuke's face.

"Would I lie?"

That just sat there, looking into each other's eyes. And, suddenly, whatever strange force that causes these things to

happen, passed on by. And then they kissed.


Well, there you go. but it's not over yet. This is only the begining. You're surprised, ain'tcha? Next, we'll develop this

further, Sasuke's feelings on this, Naruto's hidden desires, some thoughts by the fox spirit, and an actual plot will be


Also, the kiss that naruto referred to happened in episode 3 of the anime, chapter 3 of the manga. A little something for

you yaoi freaks and those who were wondering.

This fanfic stemmed from two things I think would have been interesting: A romantic relationship between Sasuke and Naruto, and some of the other male cast performing the sexy jutsu.

If you like this, then I may continue. If not, then i'll abandon it like a prom night dumpster baby

See ya, jerkwads! : D