Will you lick my butt-sausage?
I'm not going to dignify that with a response
Huh? Why? I didn't say anything wrong
Bella, don't even ask, just move on.
Please? It's lonely!
What do I have to do?
What am I even supposed to do with a butt-sausage?!
Eat it, silly.
No. I refuse.
SAY IT ONE MORE TIME AND YOU LOSE MY LOVE!
You awful twit.
Yo peeps, wazzup?
What's the matter?
It's all Bella's fault.
-snickers- Snot Stew.
So this is probably going to be the last chapter. Twilight from this-point-on is ruined for me and I am discontinuing all stories concerning it. I will leave them up if I get feedback but they are not going to be getting any attention and updates will be few and scarce between.