Blast! They're After Us!



Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.

AN: A little Shunsui and Ukitake quiblet I randomly felt like writing. Um, for MatsuMama I guess, because I couple of weeks ago I said I'd write something. My bad.

"I thought you said it was safe!" Jyuushirou glared at the boy beside him as they raced down the deserted Gotei street. There wasn't much room for escape. Whoever designed the street system was an idiot.

"I didn't think we'd get mobbed!" Shunsui glanced behind them. "Blast, they're after us!"

"This is your fault!" Jyuushirou panted, running his heart out. They never should have gone there in the first place! It was a stupid idea that never should have popped out of Shunsui's head.

"You know you wanted to do it, too!" The dark-haired man skidded to a stop, grabbing Jyuushirou's hakama to pull him quickly around the first corner they came to.

"It was okay until you let them know we were there." Jyuushirou paused to catch his breath. "Why did you have to pull out your zanpakuto like that?"

"They looked bored."

"It's what they wanted you to do!" Jyuushirou glared daggers at his fellow shinigami. "If you hadn't pulled it out, then they wouldn't have realized who we were!"

"I didn't think they'd get that animated about it!" Shunsui pouted, peeking around the corner. He reeled away immediately, eyes wide and fell back against the wall. "How'd they catch up so fast? No way can they use Shunpo!"

They were surrounded.

"Ladies, ladies, please," Shunsui held up his hands. "We surrender."

"I give up," Jyuushirou amended.

"I can't believe the two of you are really here in front of us. You're practically legends at the academy!" A blonde with a ponytail cooed, dark eyes awed behind her glasses.

"I doubt that," Jyuushirou chuckled, waving his hand in embarrassment.

"I hear you're both going to be seated officers soon. That is so cool."

Shunsui grinned at the little brunette who just spoke. "Now, now, let's not spread rumors."

"The upperclassmen girls are always talking about how attractive you are! They are so right!"

Shunsui and Jyuushirou stared at the boy who just spoke.

"Want to get out of here?" Shunsui whispered.

"Very much," Jyuushirou nodded. The two shinigami disappeared in a burst of shunpo, leaving the first year academy class behind to hopefully return to their tour guide.

"That was—" Shunsui stopped a few seconds later on one of the walls.

"—creepy?" Jyuushirou finished, stopping beside him.

"Yes," Shunsui sighed. "We've been out of the academy for two years and they're still talking about us."

"It's your fault for flirting with all of them." Jyuushirou sighed.

"The things I do to make a woman smile," Shunsui swooned.

"You're kind of a dork."

"Hey, at least it didn't turn out like last time..."

Jyuushirou shuddered. "I still get nightmares about that."

End. Short and sweet with a random ending. Yay!