Disclaimer: Uh-uh. Still don't.

A/N: What can I say? I was bored. Hope this is humorous.

"Raven, Raven, Raven, Raven!"

"I am amazed that despite the fact your voice has already deepened you still manage to sound annoying."



"So, I got this new video game and I was wondering if you'd like to try it out with me?"


"Come on Rae!"

"Don't call me Rae."


"If you don't leave me alone I will send you to another dimension."



"…Hey, Raven?"

"I thought I told you to leave me alone."

"I don't wanna."

"Lucky me."

"Anyways, want to… I don't know… go get a pizza?"



"If you're asking me out on a date, you're doing a really bad job of it."

"I – no – wha –"


"Why are you laughing?"

"I'm not."

"I'd call it giggling, but only Starfire does that."

"It was a mild chuckle."

"And that's a laugh!"

"No, it isn't."

"Why did you chuckle at me?"

"I enjoy seeing you flounder."

"Not cool. Totally not cool at all."

"Why don't you go bug Cyborg or Starfire?"

"'Cuz Cyborg's working on the T-car and won't let me near it."

"I don't blame him."

"And Star's with Robin. Again."


"So that leaves you!"

"Wonderful. Go away."

"Come on, Raven. Please?"


"You don't even know what I'm asking!"

"I don't need to."


"I know what you've asked. I highly doubt anything else you say will change my mind on this matter."

"What book is that anyways?"

"Why do you care?"

"I'm just, you know, asking."



"It's distracting."




"Now what?"

"Would you go to the library with me?"

"Why do you want to go to the library?"



"Because I… I want to spend time with you and you keep on refusing every other idea I have, so…"


"Yes! Why is that so hard to believe?"

"…All right."


"But if you get us kicked out I will hurt you. Badly."

"Thanks, Rae."

"Don't call me Rae."