title // sex fetish
prompt // socks, sex-life
pairing // sasuke x sakura (side pairing: shikamaru x ino)
warning // mention of sex
summary // either sasuke had a sock fetish or he was just trying to annoy her

authors notes // written during science, like months ago when i was actually IN school (summer holidays, here). sorry that this is crap and that i'm late in updating. i dont really have an excuse. i wish i did. dedicated to xena, because she is awesome.

"So," Ino asked coyly, "how's your sex-life with the most hunkiest man alive, Sakura?"

Sakura didn't say anything and continued to sip at her coffee quietly. Ino raised an eyebrow. "Please tell me you have actually had sex." the blonde asked, exasperated. "Yeah." Sakura muttered, frowning a little.

"What? Is it not satisfying enough?" Ino asked, getting more curious by the minute. Sakura shrugged. "My sex life is fine... it's just," Sakura let out a dramatic sigh and Ino and Hinata waited in anticipation.

"Sasuke leaves his socks on during sex."

Ino and Hinata were silent for a moment. Ino burst out laughing. "Is that a problem?"

Sakura coughed awkwardly. "Well, yeah. It's weird."

Ino had her 'thinking face' on. "Well, maybe he's impaitient--just tell him if it's bothering you."

Sakura shook her head defiantly. "Um, actually, I was wondering if you could ask Shikamaru to tell him... for me."

Ino gawked. "You've got to be kidding."

"Sakura told Ino to tell me to tell you to take your damn socks off during sex."

"Tch, hell, she leaves her bracelet on. It always digs into me. Tell Ino to tell Sakura that."

authors notes // this didn't come out how i wanted it to... but i guess its alright. i think its fail. i'll try update this series more often, though. that is, when im not indulging in the sims 3. :)