Author's Note: Created for a CW drabble challenge where the word was "chip".
Disclaimer: Chip, Dale, Monterey Jack, Sam and Dean aren't mine. The others are. HA!
Dean kicked open the front door of the cabin and, with the element of surprise on his side, quickly disarmed the woman holding the gun. Sam stormed in after him, disarming the man just inside the door.
That was the plan.
What actually happened was that the third villain, a little person who had been sitting in the sofa, knocked Dean to the floor with a baseball bat and left Sam confused enough to loose momentum and get himself disarmed.
The teenage boy they had been sent to rescue did an eyeroll and said "Chip and Dale, the rescue rangers."
Then a voice from the door said "Good for you they brought Monterey Jack as well, then, boy. Now drop that gun, lady 'cause I ain't asking twice."
Dean decided to stay on the floor until his head stopped spinning but had to add "Hey Sam, I am calling Chip, you be Dale."